[無言] 傳教士與狗

看板StupidClown作者 (農)時間17年前 (2008/04/26 18:34), 編輯推噓87(87011)
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我家巷口某戶人家有養狗 也可能是流浪狗.不確定 只要有陌生人經過巷口.都會一直叫 騎車經過的話還會追... 之前有兩個傳教士.騎腳踏車經過 那隻狗也是ㄧ路追一路叫 傳教士邊騎腳踏邊回頭罵 "GET OUT! LEAVE ME ALWAY!"...之類的 但是狗不理他.還是吼還是追 大概追了半條街了 傳教士也怒了... 忽然回頭大喊ㄧ聲 "阿你洗勒靠杯喔!" 那隻狗真的就...煞車...滑行了ㄧ小段 然後看著傳教士揚長而去... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.229.11.203

04/26 18:35, , 1F
阿你洗勒靠杯喔! 這個好笑~
04/26 18:35, 1F

04/26 18:35, , 2F
胎晚人敎的還蠻有佣的(note
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04/26 18:36, , 3F
這狗頓悟了 XD
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04/26 18:39, , 4F
本土化好
04/26 18:39, 4F

04/26 18:52, , 5F
由洨由腿
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04/26 18:51, , 6F
二樓:胎晚郎尬ㄟ喀屋露永!(note)
04/26 18:51, 6F

04/26 19:04, , 7F
這年頭,連狗狗都要本土化才行
04/26 19:04, 7F

04/26 19:04, , 8F
狗:我只聽的懂台語啦!
04/26 19:04, 8F

04/26 19:06, , 9F
XD
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04/26 19:13, , 10F
狗:what the fxxk
04/26 19:13, 10F

04/26 19:24, , 11F
推 阿你洗咧靠盃喔XDD
04/26 19:24, 11F

04/26 19:52, , 12F
有大笑有推XD!!
04/26 19:52, 12F

04/26 20:10, , 13F
狗狗是被氣勢嚇到的吧
04/26 20:10, 13F

04/26 20:36, , 14F
好一個入鄉隨俗 "阿你洗勒靠杯喔!"
04/26 20:36, 14F

04/26 20:54, , 15F
應該是.....give me away...
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04/26 20:59, , 16F
台語罵人比較有氣勢是真的 (誤)
04/26 20:59, 16F

04/26 21:00, , 17F
狗:英易挖聽謀啦...
04/26 21:00, 17F

04/26 21:01, , 18F
這個故事告訴我們 學第二外語是很重要的= =+
04/26 21:01, 18F

04/26 21:02, , 19F
或者說 學好了韓文 就可以走遍天下了~ (煙)
04/26 21:02, 19F

04/26 21:25, , 20F
alway?
04/26 21:25, 20F

04/26 21:27, , 21F
好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/26 21:31, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/26 21:39, , 23F
Leave me alone or go away 吧
04/26 21:39, 23F

04/26 21:57, , 24F
get out 是出去= = 至於不論拼錯 leave me away是甚麼..?
04/26 21:57, 24F

04/26 22:05, , 25F
轉錄至看版 English
04/26 22:05, 25F

04/26 22:13, , 26F
俺笑了...阿你洗勒靠杯喔! 經典拉XD
04/26 22:13, 26F

04/26 22:51, , 27F
XD
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04/26 23:27, , 28F
笨點在ALWAY~呵呵
04/26 23:27, 28F

04/26 23:37, , 29F
原PO想打Leave me always??..
04/26 23:37, 29F

04/26 23:51, , 30F
give me pinky
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04/27 00:13, , 31F
本土化! 接丟系愛呆丸啦!
04/27 00:13, 31F

04/27 00:20, , 32F
不錯笑~哈哈
04/27 00:20, 32F

04/27 00:20, , 33F
跟狗說leave me alone感覺也挺怪的
04/27 00:20, 33F

04/27 00:30, , 34F
哈哈哈~ XDDDDDD
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04/27 00:33, , 35F
有笑有推
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04/27 00:47, , 36F
狗停下大哭: 爸爸...
04/27 00:47, 36F

04/27 01:45, , 37F
哈哈太好笑了~原來狗有學台語XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 01:58, , 38F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/27 01:58, 38F

04/27 02:30, , 39F
狗:老子聽不懂英文啦
04/27 02:30, 39F

04/27 03:00, , 40F
果然 用台語罵比較有震憾力
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04/27 09:59, , 41F
大概靠杯的靠 喊的超大聲 狗狗嚇到了吧 推廣中文就用台語吧
04/27 09:59, 41F

04/27 11:15, , 42F
老外:練很久的台語就是等今天!!
04/27 11:15, 42F

04/27 12:00, , 43F
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 12:48, , 44F
狗來至台灣咩! 講洋文是要給的命喔!是唄
04/27 12:48, 44F

04/27 14:08, , 45F
說不定只是被口氣嚇到了xd
04/27 14:08, 45F

04/27 15:23, , 46F
XDDD
04/27 15:23, 46F

04/27 15:45, , 47F
果然是台狗!
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04/27 16:37, , 48F
XDDDDDDDD
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04/27 16:38, , 49F
以後在外國被狗追要用英文罵他XDDDDD
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04/27 17:03, , 50F
XDDDDDD
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04/27 17:22, , 51F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 17:25, , 52F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/27 17:25, 52F

04/27 17:45, , 53F
有笑有推!連狗都要本土化!
04/27 17:45, 53F

04/27 17:46, , 54F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 17:59, , 55F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/27 17:59, 55F

04/27 19:07, , 56F
XD
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04/27 19:22, , 57F
笑不停了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/27 19:22, 57F

04/27 20:00, , 58F
那隻狗應該常聽到這句 所以會有反應XDDDDDDD
04/27 20:00, 58F

04/27 20:02, , 59F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 20:07, , 60F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 21:12, , 61F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 21:19, , 62F
外國傳教士會說台語 狗會聽台語...這篇其實沒笨點...
04/27 21:19, 62F

04/27 21:47, , 63F
樓上,笨點在原po的「LEAVE ME ALWAY」啊XD
04/27 21:47, 63F

04/27 22:24, , 64F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 22:35, , 65F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/27 22:35, 65F

04/27 22:46, , 66F
leave me away並沒錯 超XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 22:53, , 67F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/27 22:56, , 68F
笨點是原PO的英文只比那隻狗好一點嗎 囧
04/27 22:56, 68F

04/27 23:14, , 69F
台灣正宗土狗
04/27 23:14, 69F

04/27 23:53, , 70F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/27 23:53, 70F

04/28 00:22, , 71F
狗:阿鬼你還是說台語吧
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04/28 00:54, , 72F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/28 10:30, , 73F
為什麼傳教士跟狗我只聯想到西斯XD
04/28 10:30, 73F

04/28 11:02, , 74F
狗不會聽英文
04/28 11:02, 74F

04/28 12:47, , 75F
XDD
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04/28 13:36, , 76F
alway你個頭拉
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04/28 13:38, , 77F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/28 14:19, , 78F
嗯 應該是Leave me alone 跟 Go away的合體吧XD
04/28 14:19, 78F

04/28 14:34, , 79F
果然有本土化
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04/28 15:40, , 80F
XD
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04/28 18:20, , 81F
XDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推,外國人罵本土髒話有好笑到
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04/28 21:44, , 82F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/28 23:17, , 83F
XD
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04/29 03:27, , 84F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/29 03:27, 84F

04/29 10:46, , 85F
這篇後勁好強 XDDDD
04/29 10:46, 85F

04/29 15:50, , 86F
leave me alone吧~~
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04/30 21:05, , 87F
原來老外也想當台客XD
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04/30 22:03, , 88F
靠邀 狂笑不止 XDDDDDD
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05/01 15:58, , 89F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/01 23:36, , 90F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/02 11:49, , 91F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/03 03:40, , 92F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 13:31, , 93F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/06 18:14, , 94F
XDD
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05/16 21:12, , 95F
哈哈 太好笑了 不得不推一個XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/08 11:10, , 96F
66
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03/20 00:34, , 97F
哈哈~好蠢~
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07/27 16:45, , 98F
好本土的狗阿~XD
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