猴腮雷

看板StupidClown作者 (惡魔事典)時間16年前 (2008/04/16 21:09), 編輯推噓145(145推 0噓 10→)
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我昨天大概遇到我生平動物對我做過最扯的事 昨天唱完歌跟朋友一起去西子灣的英國領事館 不知道是不是在下午旗津吃海產吃壞肚子 (╬￣皿￣)凸 本來大家拍照拍的很高興~結果我肚子忽然很痛 後來實在忍不住了~馬上衝到廁所去. X你娘的~我這輩子從沒遇過讓我那嚜震撼的畫面 一隻猴子居然坐在馬桶上拉屎.... 喵的咧~我一開始瞬間以為是個人~還馬上說對不起關上門~發現不對 靠!!居然是隻猴子~雖然知道猴子在壽山已經超氾濫的 但有沒有搞錯阿!!!猴子蹲馬桶~也太有家教了吧!! 我看下次看到猴子在讀論語我都不會太驚訝了... 最賤的是我不敢趕他走~只能跟牠溝通~因為聽說猴子很兇 我只好像叫小狗一樣~用手招牠過來~不甩我就算了 你不會相信猴子真的會用不屑的眼神看你~還把屁股對向你.. 他X的~做人類居然做到那嚜沒尊嚴..後來我趕快跑回去找我朋友 我有預感我快要拉在褲子上了~我拿起我朋友還沒吃完的蛋糕 就往廁所跑...後來果然真的引誘成功~牠總算出了廁所 我馬上進去把門關上狂拉~但我沒料到猴子沒走 而是坐在我廁所的前面~我一打開門就採到牠的尾巴了!! 媽的咧~牠整個跳起來~還一直基基基的叫~我也被嚇到跟著大叫.. 我發誓我叫的聲音~絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮 連旁邊的咖啡店店員都來了~但好在那隻猴子沒攻擊我就跑了 我真佩服中山大學的學生怎那嚜勇敢 之前聽說他們連在學校教室都會看到猴子~宿舍附近也有很多 我這次總算領悟到了.. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.218.211.140
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04/16 21:12, , 1F
哈哈~你好衰
04/16 21:12, 1F
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04/16 21:12, , 2F
跟他一人一邊XDD
04/16 21:12, 2F
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04/16 21:12, , 3F
看完想到的是鹿男NG片段裡咬玉木宏的那隻識貨的鹿....
04/16 21:12, 3F
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04/16 21:13, , 4F
其實它是在掏大便吃
04/16 21:13, 4F
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04/16 21:19, , 5F
天吶....這真的太好笑了~~~~
04/16 21:19, 5F
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04/16 21:22, , 6F
超好笑！！！XD
04/16 21:22, 6F
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04/16 21:31, , 7F
嘖嘖...原PO跟猴子搶廁所.....（指）
04/16 21:31, 7F
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04/16 21:37, , 8F
笑了 XDDDD
04/16 21:37, 8F
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04/16 21:38, , 9F
天啊....難道猿人星球的預言是真的?
04/16 21:38, 9F
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04/16 21:41, , 10F
推推推，原來猴子真的那麼氾濫。
04/16 21:41, 10F
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04/16 21:47, , 11F
圖咧~~~~~~~~~~~(敲碗
04/16 21:47, 11F
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04/16 21:53, , 12F
我笑了 XD
04/16 21:53, 12F
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04/16 21:56, , 13F
你看錯了 那是楊......
04/16 21:56, 13F
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04/16 22:00, , 14F
坐猴子坐過的馬桶耶...溫溫的嗎?!
04/16 22:00, 14F
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04/16 22:14, , 15F
笑
04/16 22:14, 15F
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04/16 22:19, , 16F
你有被嚇到剉賽嗎？Q_Q
04/16 22:19, 16F
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04/16 22:19, , 17F
剛剛王牌天神經過....
04/16 22:19, 17F
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04/16 22:20, , 18F
夠讚喔
04/16 22:20, 18F
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04/16 22:24, , 19F
真醬是猴腮雷~
04/16 22:24, 19F
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04/16 22:25, , 20F
妳採猴子尾巴 大家都看到
04/16 22:25, 20F
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04/16 22:42, , 21F
太恐怖了
04/16 22:42, 21F
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04/16 22:52, , 22F
原來跑到那去了...以為只有在校內(見怪不怪...煙)
04/16 22:52, 22F
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04/16 23:01, , 23F
那隻猴子是進化史上關鍵的一環！
04/16 23:01, 23F
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04/16 23:11, , 24F
XDDDD
04/16 23:11, 24F
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04/16 23:16, , 25F
推，借轉，謝謝
04/16 23:16, 25F
※ waytin:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/16 23:18
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04/16 23:45, , 26F
超好笑的XD
04/16 23:45, 26F
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04/16 23:54, , 27F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/16 23:54, 27F
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04/17 00:05, , 28F
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/17 00:05, 28F
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04/17 00:07, , 29F
你踩到達文西了
04/17 00:07, 29F
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04/17 00:17, , 30F
好精采XDDDDDDDDDD
04/17 00:17, 30F
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04/17 00:30, , 31F
哈
04/17 00:30, 31F
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04/17 00:33, , 32F
XDDDDDDDDD
04/17 00:33, 32F
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04/17 00:37, , 33F
XDDDDD
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04/17 00:39, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:40, , 35F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/17 00:40, 35F
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04/17 00:47, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/17 00:47, 36F
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04/17 00:47, , 37F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:50, , 38F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/17 00:50, 38F
還有 80 則推文
還有 8 段內文
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04/18 00:43, , 119F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超級經典
04/18 00:43, 119F
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04/18 00:50, , 120F
心酸推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 00:50, 120F
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04/18 01:14, , 121F
好好笑噢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 01:14, 121F
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04/18 01:15, , 122F
XDDD
04/18 01:15, 122F
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04/18 01:24, , 123F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 01:24, 123F
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04/18 01:28, , 124F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 02:16, , 125F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 02:16, 125F
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04/18 02:20, , 126F
XDDD這實在太好笑了DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 02:20, 126F
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04/18 02:21, , 127F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 02:21, 127F
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04/18 02:25, , 128F
你確定你看到的不是近藤?你確定你看到的不是近藤?
04/18 02:25, 128F
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04/18 02:27, , 129F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 02:27, 129F
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04/18 02:33, , 130F
妳竟然敢坐猴子坐過的馬桶????
04/18 02:33, 130F
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04/18 02:47, , 131F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 02:47, 131F
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04/18 03:52, , 132F
牠有沖水嗎?? XDDDD
04/18 03:52, 132F
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04/18 05:30, , 133F
爆吧xdd
04/18 05:30, 133F
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04/18 05:31, , 134F
爆！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 05:31, 134F
※ namtar:轉錄至看板 ASHS-93-li 04/18 10:42
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04/18 12:04, , 135F
我老弟中山的，放在宿舍的泡麵曾被洗劫一空、醬包亂灑
04/18 12:04, 135F
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04/18 12:05, , 136F
據說房間還被弄得像命案現場一樣… … XD
04/18 12:05, 136F
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04/18 13:11, , 137F
猴子有沖水嗎?
04/18 13:11, 137F
※ ewqhusally:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/18 20:08
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04/18 20:56, , 138F
很好奇牠有沒有沖馬桶…
04/18 20:56, 138F
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04/18 21:55, , 139F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太有fu了
04/18 21:55, 139F
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04/18 23:32, , 140F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
04/18 23:32, 140F
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04/19 00:00, , 141F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
04/19 00:00, 141F
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04/19 00:20, , 142F
猴子會把屁股對著你，表示你地位比他大的意思喔~
04/19 00:20, 142F
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04/19 01:29, , 143F
扯XDDDDDDDD
04/19 01:29, 143F
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04/19 09:58, , 144F
XXXXXDDDD
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04/19 11:29, , 145F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
04/19 11:29, 145F
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04/19 20:15, , 146F
GJ !!!
04/19 20:15, 146F
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04/19 21:38, , 147F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/19 21:43, , 148F
這太爆笑我快笑死了................
04/19 21:43, 148F
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04/20 19:24, , 149F
你遇到的是空知猩猩吧
04/20 19:24, 149F
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04/21 21:26, , 150F
猴子好可愛呀!
04/21 21:26, 150F
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04/22 23:41, , 151F
猴子會報復 宿舍裡翻不到吃的就拉屎在你鍵盤上!!!!
04/22 23:41, 151F
※ ALICEK:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/23 17:36
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04/25 13:53, , 152F
猴子[超幹]拉坨屎也被開門偷看(羞
04/25 13:53, 152F
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04/26 12:55, , 153F
希望對您有幫助 http://Now.to/1l1
04/26 12:55, 153F
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04/29 19:55, , 154F
猴子有家教XDDDD
04/29 19:55, 154F
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04/21 21:28, , 155F
我愛小猴!!!
04/21 21:28, 155F
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