猴腮雷
我昨天大概遇到我生平動物對我做過最扯的事
昨天唱完歌跟朋友一起去西子灣的英國領事館
不知道是不是在下午旗津吃海產吃壞肚子 (╬ ̄皿 ̄)凸
本來大家拍照拍的很高興~結果我肚子忽然很痛
後來實在忍不住了~馬上衝到廁所去.
X你娘的~我這輩子從沒遇過讓我那嚜震撼的畫面
一隻猴子居然坐在馬桶上拉屎....
喵的咧~我一開始瞬間以為是個人~還馬上說對不起關上門~發現不對
靠!!居然是隻猴子~雖然知道猴子在壽山已經超氾濫的
但有沒有搞錯阿!!!猴子蹲馬桶~也太有家教了吧!!
我看下次看到猴子在讀論語我都不會太驚訝了...
最賤的是我不敢趕他走~只能跟牠溝通~因為聽說猴子很兇
我只好像叫小狗一樣~用手招牠過來~不甩我就算了
你不會相信猴子真的會用不屑的眼神看你~還把屁股對向你..
他X的~做人類居然做到那嚜沒尊嚴..後來我趕快跑回去找我朋友
我有預感我快要拉在褲子上了~我拿起我朋友還沒吃完的蛋糕
就往廁所跑...後來果然真的引誘成功~牠總算出了廁所
我馬上進去把門關上狂拉~但我沒料到猴子沒走
而是坐在我廁所的前面~我一打開門就採到牠的尾巴了!!
媽的咧~牠整個跳起來~還一直基基基的叫~我也被嚇到跟著大叫..
我發誓我叫的聲音~絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮
連旁邊的咖啡店店員都來了~但好在那隻猴子沒攻擊我就跑了
我真佩服中山大學的學生怎那嚜勇敢
之前聽說他們連在學校教室都會看到猴子~宿舍附近也有很多
我這次總算領悟到了..
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