[無言] 蚊子 算你命大

看板StupidClown作者 (哩金摳連)時間16年前 (2008/04/06 18:10), 編輯推噓185(185推 0噓 25→)
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剛剛坐客運要回學校 我坐在最後一排那個4個位置連一起的最右邊 想說旁邊能不能做個正妹 (=////=)> 結果來了個背個大AIR WALK背包的酷男 =..= 喵的哩....... 只好一路睡到學校了 結果眼睛往窗戶一喵 喵到了一隻昆蟲科雙翅目蚊科的生物 就蚊子 喵的哩!! 有蚊子我怎能安心找周公哩 但我又不想一掌八死牠 畢竟人在外面要除理屍體是很麻煩的 這時我就看到旁邊那個酷男開始翻包包 結果他從他的AIR WALK大包包裡抽出了!!!! "電‧蚊‧拍"(大驚) 酷男哩GOOD JOB...... 他帥氣的將電蚊寶拍遞給了我 我也用雙手接過了電蚊寶拍 我小心翼翼的將拍面接近那隻蚊子 按下開關!!! 那隻蚊子開心的從拍面上的洞洞飛了出來 "拍謝，我忘記買電池了" ========================================================= 我承認打那麼多字是來騙P幣的 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.169.108.191
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04/06 18:26, , 1F
我笑了...XD
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XD
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XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/06 18:34, , 5F
蚊子: 沒電算什麼　"電‧蚊‧拍"....( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ XD
04/06 18:34, 5F
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈
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04/06 19:33, , 8F
笑了!!!
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04/06 19:46, , 9F
有笑有推，哈 XDD
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04/06 19:49, , 10F
我笑了~~XD
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04/06 19:55, , 11F
昆蟲綱吧＝ ＝
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04/06 19:55, , 12F
我也笑了XD
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04/06 20:00, , 13F
蚊子:我閃
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04/06 20:00, , 14F
酷男: 太公釣魚，願者上鉤。酷男補蚊，願者落網
04/06 20:00, 14F
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04/06 20:11, , 17F
是昆蟲綱...對不起我認真了= =
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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04/06 20:34, , 21F
電蚊拍是本世紀偉大的發明之一啊
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XDDD
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04/06 20:49, , 23F
酷男想說原本旁邊會有正妹~所以想用這招把她!!!!
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04/06 20:50, , 24F
笨點加一 我生物很差ˊˋ
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蚊子:沒電算什麼　"電‧蚊‧拍"....( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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04/06 21:04, , 26F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/06 21:13, , 27F
你確定你不是遇到小叮噹喔...
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XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/06 21:28, , 30F
有笑點!
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04/06 21:29, , 31F
我笑了XD
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04/06 21:40, , 32F
XDDDDDD
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04/06 21:42, , 33F
都很笨啊....他沒裝電池笨到....你接過了沒電電蚊拍笨+1
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04/06 22:08, , 34F
哈哈哈哈..太爆笑了 還以為要被閃了XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/06 22:16, , 36F
太爆笑了這個XDDD..還拿出電蚊拍咧XDDDDDDDDDD
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04/06 22:23, , 37F
我也笑了XDDDDDD
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04/08 01:05, , 173F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ jazzlover:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/08 02:18
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04/08 06:04, , 174F
在一起在一起在一起在一起 我笑到肚子痛
04/08 06:04, 174F
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笑到快翻過去 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你讓我再枯燥的電腦課有了歡笑 謝謝你9527
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太陽能電蚊拍...
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在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起
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哈哈哈哈哈哈XD
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裁判~可以這樣科完又科，科完又科的嗎??
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這個好好笑!!!!!!!!!!!
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XDDDDDDDDD
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04/08 18:57, , 184F
我還以為是我閃光 但是我閃光不可能帶電蚊拍 所以不是
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蠢弊了
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還帶電蚊拍XDDDDDDDDDD
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04/09 01:10, , 187F
哈哈哈
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我以為是網球拍...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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出門帶電蚊拍...XDDD 沒電池...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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嘴角....嘴角啊......
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可惜蚊子默契不夠好沒假裝閃到腰一下!
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嘴角微微上揚...XDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈哈 XDrz
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好笑XDDD
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XDDD
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頗有笑點　ＸＤ
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XDDDDDDDDDDd
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哈哈哈...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈.........
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XDDDD!!!
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我笑了
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04/13 03:08, , 206F
這個好笑XDDDD 太酷了!!!
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我也笑了XDD
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XD
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超～白癡的。
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