[無言] 白癡的面試練習對白!
話說妹妹正面臨人生重要關卡,
就是大學的推甄面試,
於是她們就幾個要面試的同學集體在假日互相練習,
來個角色扮演。
然後,妹妹的某位同學非常想念某佛教大學,
於是假扮教授的妹妹問:『同學,妳為什麼想念我們學校呢?』
妹妹同學非常大聲的強調:『我袈裟買好了!法號也想好了!
也已經預約設計師和挑好日子剃頭了!
只等教授您的錄取.......』
扮演教授的妹妹問:『那請問同學你的法號是.......................?』
妹妹同學:『報告教授~我是證嚴法師的妹妹 ~~~~ 正妹法師!』
聽完後我就無言囉~!!阿彌陀佛!阿彌陀佛!阿彌陀佛!阿彌陀佛!
善哉阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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