[禁斷密技]在畢業紀念冊上讓人忘不了的方法...
話說我強者同學...在國中時...暗戀班上一位女同學很久...
但是女同學是校花級的美女...而且品學兼優...追求者絡繹不絕...
讓我可憐的阿宅同學只敢遠觀而不敢褻玩焉...
每天躲在角落望著發光度100%的她...
終於到了畢業前...正妹同學居然把畢業紀念冊拿給毫不起眼他簽名留言...
「吼嗚啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊...」阿宅同學突然熱血起來...拿到暗戀女生的
畢業紀念冊...一定要嘔心瀝血的寫下曠世名句...讓女主角難以忘懷呀...
但.....................阿宅實在沒念什麼書...國文又常常不及格...
一些百事可樂、勿忘影中人、鵬程萬里等op到不行的鳥句...實在引不起人家注意...
又不能寫:「每天在校園裡搜尋你的背影,就像是每天一回家馬上開電腦磁碟搜尋愛田由
的倩影一樣」......這太宅了...會扣分...不行不行...
喔...對了...好歹我也練過毛筆字...那就用毛筆寫下一個大大「緣」字吧...
有緣的話...說不定會上同一個高中...還會在同一班...說不定剛好只有我們兩個同班...
她就會因為陌生環境的關係...主動的接近我...
有「緣」...就可以逆轉勝啦...
於是我的強者宅男同學拿定主意...從抽屜拿出毛筆用具...準備大勢揮毫一番...
還故意寫很大...大概佔了2分之1的頁面...並且用筆畫偷偷把其他男同學名字「不小心」
掃掉...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...終於完成了...疑...看起來怪怪的....
只見他寫下一個大大的............................................................
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綠
靠咧...死定了...寫這麼大的字還寫錯...而且是用毛筆寫咧...立可白塗不塗的掉呀...
正在煩惱怎麼修改時......................................
「正妹同學把畢業冊收走了...」
「正妹同學把畢業冊收走了...」
「正妹同學把畢業冊收走了...」
畢業之後...正妹同學上女校...阿宅同學也沒臉聯絡他...
幾年之後開同學會...正妹同學還會記得拿畢業冊來...讓大家看他的「傑作」...
果然...還是給正妹同學留下一個大大的印象...............
「我到死都不會承認我就是我同學」淚奔..................................
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