[無言] 不要裝熟....

看板StupidClown作者 (ongong)時間16年前 (2008/03/26 21:36), 編輯推噓261(262推 1噓 26→)
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前幾天 我的換帖好兄弟 為了替我製造機會 叫我順路送一位女孩回去花蓮投票 女孩家住玉里 我家住長濱 住隔壁(海岸山脈在地圖很薄啦....) 而且 有玉長公路 拉近我們的距離 我們從台北出發 一路上邊走邊玩..... 快到女孩家的時候 我的膀胱在跟我抗議.... 平時 我都會在路邊做農業灌溉(乖孩子 叔叔有砍掉重練 不能學喔~~~~) 為了形象 我就憋到她家..... 一下車 我就直接按照女孩的指示 直衝廁所解放 上完廁所後 就看到 女孩的阿嬤 在自家的庭院曬蘿蔔乾 我心想 "為了脫團 我要好好把握機會...." 於是 我開口了 "阿嬤......妳曬好多喔......" 阿嬤 在沉默了幾秒 回答我 "不好意思....老人家記性差...常常忘記沖馬桶..... " 囧........._我的脫團之路 似乎 不在我的人生地圖上.......T口T..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.133.200.132
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03/26 21:37, , 1F
那個地方砍掉還可以重練喔...
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03/26 21:38, , 2F
XDDDDDDDD 我看了第二次才懂...
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03/26 21:38, , 3F
阿嬤是國會議員XDDDD
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03/26 21:38, , 4F
哈哈哈哈 阿嬤 哩賽就最
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03/26 21:41, , 5F
有笑有推
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03/26 21:42, , 6F
戳到笑點～XDDDDD
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03/26 21:43, , 7F
哈哈哈哈 看完大笑
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03/26 21:49, , 8F
我看了第二次才笑了…
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03/26 21:50, , 9F
台語是那樣講的嗎 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/26 21:54, , 10F
XD
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03/26 21:55, , 11F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 21:55, , 12F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 21:56, , 13F
......
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03/26 21:55, , 14F
台語是唸"趴"的輕聲....
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03/26 21:56, , 15F
噗哈哈哈XD
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03/26 21:57, , 16F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 21:58, , 17F
大笑XDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 21:59, , 18F
噗 我看了一次就懂XD
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03/26 22:01, , 19F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD 看推文才頓悟
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03/26 22:02, , 21F
有股淡淡的哀傷...(好笑是真的!XD)
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03/26 22:00, , 22F
[震怒]第一次來拎祖嬤家就訐我賽很多....
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03/26 22:02, , 23F
丫嬤OS：5天的量一次出清當然多啦...
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03/26 22:05, , 24F
XDDD
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03/26 22:05, , 25F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:05, , 26F
好尷尬XD
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03/26 22:10, , 27F
XDDDDDD
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03/26 22:10, , 28F
有笑有推
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03/26 22:11, , 29F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:12, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:12, , 31F
哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑翻
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03/26 22:12, , 32F
這時候用台語比較好啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:13, , 33F
好好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:13, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:13, , 35F
噗~我笑了~~XDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:14, , 36F
XD
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XDDDDD
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03/26 22:18, , 38F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 22:18, , 39F
XDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我了
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03/30 11:11, , 252F
這個阿嬤值得追...
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03/30 19:55, , 253F
救命啊 ~~我笑到眼淚都飆出來了 XD
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03/30 20:01, , 254F
靠....我大笑~!!!!!
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03/30 22:44, , 255F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈也太好笑
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03/31 02:47, , 256F
這個好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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看兩遍才懂+1XDDDDDDD
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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03/31 22:37, , 259F
這太白爛了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好可憐
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04/02 00:58, , 263F
這也太經典了吧....肚子好痛....XD
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看兩遍才懂+1
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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看三遍才懂XD
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太好笑拉~阿嬤是國會議員~XD
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XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 04/30 14:00
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05/02 23:09, , 272F
天阿!我的笑點被戳到了
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這個好好笑XDDDDDDDDDD
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我的媽啊實在太好笑了!!!停了三秒才看懂，後勁超強!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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太好笑了 借轉
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※ kevin75218:轉錄至某隱形看板 10/07 09:27
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2009~回顧
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xdddddddddddddddddddd
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20090611 回顧
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回顧XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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朝聖 2010 0629
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2010/06/30 回顧 噗
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2011/04/08 XDDD
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2012.08.01朝聖
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2013/06/21 笑到地上滾的人推XDDDDDDD
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