如何讓蚊子不吵?

看板StupidClown作者 (風)時間16年前 (2008/02/06 01:59), 編輯推噓100(100推 0噓 18→)
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剛剛朋友跟我說了件事情，讓我笑很久XD 所以馬上來分享一下 ===================以下為朋友親身實例，內有特技，請勿模仿==================== 話說朋友剛邊玩電腦一邊被蚊子叮 過了許久，朋友終於受不了，起身展開了滅蚊大作戰 抓阿抓~抓阿抓~等朋友抓到的時候 朋友心想:叮我叮很爽嘛~吵我睡覺也吵得很爽嘛~~ 於是乎 把蚊子握在手中，以握拳方式，靠近嘴巴.......... 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡 正當他嗡得開心、嗡得投入、嗡得沉醉、嗡到深處無怨尤時 他發現，他快沒氣了!! 所以........他就大大的吸了一口氣............... 咕嚕....老闆再來一隻 ╮(╯_╰)╭ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.161.53.228
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02/06 02:00, , 1F
我承認我有笑...
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有笑+1
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我居然笑了XDDDDDDD
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哈
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有笑有推XD
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好笑XDDDDD
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好笨喔!XD我都馬把自己悶起來這樣蚊子就叮不到我了^^
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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嗡嗡嗡~~~
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蚊子:我吸你血 你竟然把我吃掉~
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02/06 03:02, , 13F
忍住還是笑了
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資源回收XDDD
02/06 03:03, 14F
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02/06 03:25, , 15F
這招值得效法!先學起來!
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02/06 03:32, , 16F
前天你還是蝌蚪，今天已經變成大青蛙啦
02/06 03:32, 16F
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原po果然是蝌蚪變來的
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如果舌頭被蚊子叮會怎樣 ?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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變成大舌頭.....
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有....有笑有推 XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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血債血還???
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雖然覺得很痛的樣子~不過我還是笑了~XDD
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樓上是蚊子 ?
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我笑了xD 對怎麼用雙手關住蚊子很有興趣...
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...........原來環保意識這麼高漲阿
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原po:我要把失去的，全部補回來（大咬）
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這是楊公的梗阿囧...不過幫推!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我都把蚊子用盒子抓起來看可以餓幾天<(￣︶￣)>
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vanler是新竹人
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推血債血還......
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....我居然笑了......
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有笑有推...
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超好笑XDDD補充蛋白質也不賴!
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哈哈哈哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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..不爭氣的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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多吸多健康..╮(﹋﹏﹌)╭..
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還有 39 則推文
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coolmilktea 的紅茶拿鐵有好笑到！
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XD
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原po朋友好可愛 想吵蚊子吵回來 XDDDDDD
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這超好笑
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哈哈哈～～有笑有推
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XD...
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超好笑XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XDXDXDD
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阿娘喂呀............
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嗡嗡嗡是笑點!
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我沒記錯的話 這是很久以前的網路笑話 給個箭頭
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嗡嗡嗡是笑點!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推再來一隻
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有笑有推~~~~
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XDDDDDDD 笑到翻
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDD
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太好笑拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我快笑死了XDDDDDD
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果真肥血不落外人田.........
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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笑趴在桌上XDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDD
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lol
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ㄆ= =
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我..我還有點餓..
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03/18 18:31, , 117F
笑了，很棒！
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幹 大笑XDDDD
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