[無言] 急診室
這是剛剛在急診室發生的,熱騰騰的笨點...(應該算吧)
正當我們一群人圍著被車子撞到昏迷中的大方同學時,
隔壁床的阿嬤突然出現了緊急狀況!!!
隔壁床阿嬤緩緩地朝我伸出手,
用沙啞的聲音說:阿...阿...小......小姐...
表情看起來有點小小的痛苦。
此時,圍在床邊的人都帶著緊張看向阿嬤,心裡七上八下。
當然我也不例外的立刻轉往阿嬤的方向看他到底有什麼狀況。
(急診室真是充滿緊張感啊...╰( ̄口 ̄|||)╯╰(||| ̄口 ̄)╯)
然後阿嬤似乎很用力的擠出了一句話
"小姐,你這件褲子是在哪裡買的? 很好看ㄝ~~~╰( ̄▽ ̄╭)"
眾人臉上帶著超囧的表情:......................................囧rz
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我承認這篇是來集氣的,
大方同學有腦出血的狀況發生,
現在正在密切觀察中。
可以的話,希望大家能夠幫忙推
"大方快快好起來,小遊戲跟我都在等你唷~ 啾咪~*>.^*"
為了怕笨點不夠,再補一個。
當我憂心匆匆的站在大方同學的床邊,
看到他在呻吟,
我緊張的問:大方! 你有沒有哪裡痛???
大方:(虛弱)...有......
我:哪裡?!
大方:(還是很虛弱)...你...壓到我手上的傷口在痛...
我:噫!...對不起...(默默的移開手) ╰( ̄口 ̄|||)╯
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