[無言]我真的不色
上個禮拜三,下午倒數第二節課,是生物課。
中午我只吃了一個很小塊的麵包,
所以上課的時候就開始餓了,
忍到放學就可以回家吃大餐了!
記得那節課是在介紹蕈類,不外乎就是介紹菇類。
課本有五張圖片,分別是竹蓀、洋菇、杏鮑菇、香菇和金針菇。
我看著那五張可食用的蕈類圖,肚子又更餓了。
生物老師就在此時講到竹蓀。
「以前人都會吃這個來壯陽,說是長的很像,以形補形嘛!」
經同學轉述,老師當時是這麼說的,
為什麼要經同學轉述呢?
因為當時的我已經餓昏了,正恍神的看著那幾張圖片,
下意識的喊出了一句話!
「我好餓啊!」
而且還是接在老師那句話後面......
全班頓時鴉雀無聲,過了幾秒鐘一陣狂笑,
「笑...笑屁阿...」我心想(那時候根本不知道接在這句話後面=_=)。
幾個男生開始說
「banlin妳好色喔!」
「banlin原來妳那麼飢渴喔...」
「banlin缺男友就跟我說嘛!」
為什麼這樣也可以被說色阿=口=
我只是肚子餓了而已阿= =
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