[無言] 拜託你也挑一下
這要追到很久以前
很久很久以前......
有一天我去租書店還書,順便看看有沒有什麼好看的新小說時
老闆娘突然拍了拍我的肩膀
露出微笑跟我說:妹妹啊.....你看這個...
我低頭一看赫然發現他手上居然有我的存摺本!!
這.....老闆娘其實是忍者?還是小偷?還是....?
我一臉呆滯的站在那裡
老闆娘看我的表情好像很無法接受才說:你怎麼那麼不小心呢~把存摺本夾在書裡
?!沒有啊,我早就看完這本書了
最後看的......不是我哥嗎= =
我一怒之下衝回家找我哥算帳,叫他不要把重要的東西當成書籤
後來還書時我都會再檢查一次
過了許久都沒再發生過這種事情...
......今天.....
我照樣去還書
老闆娘突然拿了一把剪刀給我
早就忘記前車之鑑的我又開始胡思亂想了
這是怎樣?!叫我自殺?還是給我防身?還是給我剪指甲?
老闆又看我一臉呆滯就說:你哥又把奇怪的東西當成書籤啦
我:......╰(‵皿′#)╯老哥你這王八蛋,這次換成兇器啊!!是想殺誰啊!!
再補一個滿好笑的事情
有一天,我找不到我自己親手縫的兔兔
因緣際會之下,我跑到我哥房間裡,看著我哥床上我的兔兔好像在跟我招手...
又有一天,我找不到我出去玩買的閃亮亮超可愛大象包包
在因緣際會之下,我跑到我哥房間裡,看著雜物堆裡放著我可愛的大象包包...
有一天,我找不到我可愛的粉紅色圓點點蕾絲雨傘.......
我:媽!!哥是烏鴉嗎!!什麼都往他房裡叼~~(怒)
媽:哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~
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