不能說的秘密 之 阿罵的秘密

看板StupidClown作者 (橘子包巧克力)時間17年前 (2007/08/22 23:06), 編輯推噓108(108推 0噓 11→)
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前幾天， 我跟我阿罵坐在客廳看電視， 廣告正在播 不能說的秘密， 結果我阿罵突然冒出了一句話說：「咦？嘿甘嗯細周杰倫？」 (台語) (OS：哇靠..周董也打老人牌...) 我：「嗯..是啊...。」 阿罵：「他在做什麼？出新歌喔？」 (也是台語) 我：「謀啦，他這次當導演拍電影。」 阿罵：「真的喔？電影叫啥名？」 (依然台語) (因為我阿罵聽不太懂國語，所以我就很自動的把它翻成台語...) 我：「麥賽共a必bi」 (依然台語) 阿罵：「蛤？麥賽共阿屋必bi喔..？」 (疑惑樣) 蛤？麥賽共阿屋必bi喔..？ 蛤？麥賽共阿屋必bi喔..？ 蛤？麥賽共阿屋必bi喔..？ (譯：什麼？賣屎管也有秘密喔..？) 我：「...」 如果有一天，真的在賣屎管...一定也鰾把它當成秘密... -- ↓ ↓ ↓ http://www.wretch.cc/album/superhung ↑ ↑ ↑ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.193.180.225
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08/22 23:12, , 1F
XDDDDDDD
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08/22 23:16, , 2F
XDDD
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08/22 23:17, , 3F
什麼？賣屎管也有秘密喔..？
08/22 23:17, 3F
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08/22 23:17, , 4F
XD
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08/22 23:20, , 5F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/22 23:25, , 6F
不知道屎管怎麼賣???
08/22 23:25, 6F
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08/22 23:26, , 7F
XDDDDDDDDD
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08/22 23:27, , 8F
人工肛門移植術 XD
08/22 23:27, 8F
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XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/22 23:41, , 12F
你的發音有問題唷
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08/22 23:45, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/22 23:50, , 16F
妳發音有問題.........而且不能這個詞有另外的台語
08/22 23:50, 16F
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08/22 23:52, , 17F
是"嗯湯"嗎????
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08/22 23:52, , 18F
恩ˇ湯共喜挖嘎哩共A...
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08/23 00:14, , 19F
短促音要加t XD
08/23 00:14, 19F
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08/23 00:16, , 20F
狂笑````抖抖抖
08/23 00:16, 20F
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08/23 00:20, , 21F
哈哈哈
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08/23 00:24, , 22F
XDDDDDDD太好笑了!!
08/23 00:24, 22F
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08/23 00:25, , 23F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 00:26, , 24F
跑去跟我媽說 她笑真大聲!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/23 00:26, 24F
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08/23 00:38, , 25F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 00:56, , 26F
笑死我了~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 00:58, , 27F
應該是 賣凍管A...
08/23 00:58, 27F
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08/23 01:04, , 28F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 01:25, , 29F
挖嘎哩共 哩恩湯嘎八郎共 哩恩湯嘎八郎共 公挖嘎哩共
08/23 01:25, 29F
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/23 01:28, 30F
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08/23 01:29, , 31F
哇哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我了(捶桌子) 阿嬤真可愛～
08/23 01:29, 31F
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08/23 01:50, , 32F
XD
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08/23 02:00, , 33F
後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDD
08/23 02:00, 33F
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08/23 02:06, , 34F
後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDD 光看不好笑，要唸出來！笑翻我
08/23 02:06, 34F
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08/23 02:27, , 35F
狂笑+1，後勁有強!!!
08/23 02:27, 35F
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08/23 02:29, , 36F
太好笑XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 03:16, , 38F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 03:25, , 39F
原來這就是周的秘密..
08/23 03:25, 39F
還有 40 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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08/23 20:48, , 80F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 20:52, , 81F
賣屎管的秘密XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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08/23 21:11, , 82F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD後勁強+1
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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後勁好強....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 22:15, , 86F
笑到肚子痛....>"<
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08/23 22:26, , 87F
XDDD 原PO講的怪怪的
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08/23 23:56, , 88F
看了第二次還是狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 23:58, , 89F
真感動..感謝大家支持...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/24 12:50, , 93F
有好笑到XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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整個笑到破表XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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整個笑到破表+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/24 17:06, , 98F
笑到都流淚了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 00:15, , 99F
後勁真的很強!!大推!!!
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08/25 14:06, , 100F
後勁 後勁...XDD
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08/25 18:18, , 101F
XD
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08/25 20:50, , 102F
XD
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08/25 22:38, , 103F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/26 20:09, , 106F
靠背 笑到下巴快掉下來了啦
08/26 20:09, 106F
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08/27 00:24, , 107F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/27 00:54, , 108F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/28 00:15, , 109F
超好笑..不過原PO講法也有聽過
08/28 00:15, 109F
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08/28 10:45, , 110F
害我喝飲料去嗆到= =
08/28 10:45, 110F
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09/01 01:26, , 111F
XD
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09/03 02:30, , 112F
不行了 笑到炸開 哈哈哈哈 XDDD
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XDD
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09/13 12:30, , 114F
笑到不行!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD
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07/15 10:30, , 116F
靠 笑歪了我 XD
07/15 10:30, 116F
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02/18 17:09, , 117F
賣屎管不就賣塑膠管而已嗎...
02/18 17:09, 117F
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06/08 03:01, , 118F
好好笑~~~~~~~一直忍不住笑出來XDXDXDXDX
06/08 03:01, 118F
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06/18 22:11, , 119F
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
06/18 22:11, 119F
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