貍貓換太子的高粱酒

看板StupidClown作者 (歡迎光臨，菸酒幫)時間17年前 (2007/07/04 20:22), 編輯推噓174(176推 2噓 18→)
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記得高中的時候，開始喜歡喝酒 無聊喝酒、難過喝酒、開心也喝酒 什麼酒我都喝，雖算不上嗜酒如命，不過幾乎夜夜笙歌 愛喝酒這件事情，我對家人始終保密 在他們面前我絕對都裝成乖乖牌的樣子 怎麼能讓辛苦養育我的父母失望呢!!!! 記得那天深夜，心情真的是悶到爆，身上又沒錢買酒 撇見開著昏黃壁燈的客廳，在電視櫃上，有瓶開過剩下一半的金門58高梁 天呀!!真是一大甘霖!!!趕緊找出馬克杯 心急的我，旋開酒瓶，一不小心就咕嘟咕嘟的把杯子裝的滿滿 頓時酒香四溢，壯起豪膽，三兩口的就幹光杯子裏的高梁 三分鐘後，我感覺我有點不勝酒力 正想跺回房間酣睡入夢之時，突然想起 酒瓶怎麼辦? 整個丟掉老爸也許以後還要喝 把它放回原位嗎?可是酒瓶幾乎都是空的 大概是喝醉了吧，我想到一個萬全的方法(至少當時是這樣想的) 將它灌入白開水放回櫃子!!!!!! 之後...我帶著滿足且安心的心情，愉快的睡了 幾個禮拜後，在晚餐的餐桌上，老爸很生氣的質問我 老爸：你是不是偷喝酒!!!??? 我：這...這個...(正在考慮要不要老實回答) 老爸：我在問你，你是不是偷喝我放在櫃子上的高粱酒(非常的激動且大聲) 我：爸...對不起...是我喝的 這時，老爸突然和緩了下來 老爸：兒子呀...喝酒沒有關係，喝完的酒瓶就丟掉，不要把它裝進開水 你知道爸爸今天拿出那罐"高梁"請朋友喝時有多丟臉嗎...? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.141.51.175
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07/04 20:23, , 1F
我笑了~~XDDDD
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客人:阿~你怎麼拿水給我喝阿!
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以水代酒 禮輕情意重 XDDD
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老爸:多喝水沒事 沒事多喝水
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XDDDD
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XDDDD
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誠實的原PO XDDD
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老爸:兒子阿...挖洞完po笨版...真是好樣的
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XDDDD
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XDDD
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我也笑了XD 話說我也喜歡喝高梁>///<
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XDDDD
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呵呵
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我沒喝過高粱 不過我也曾經偷喝老爸的冰酒再換成葡萄汁..
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原po醉的可真厲害
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冰酒跟葡萄汁...差很多...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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以水代酒好阿XDDDDD 酒少喝點吧
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XDD
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XDDD
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XD
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我小學時把保力達當紅茶乾過，媽媽還笑得很開心
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XDDDDDD
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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滿分
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你蠻猛的
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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YOU WIN
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 20:51, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDDDD 你老爸請朋友喝的是日本酒的最高境界啊
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07/04 20:52, , 32F
話說高梁加水會變很好喝...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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07/04 20:57, , 34F
哈~少喝酒吧
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07/04 20:59, , 35F
這是國王的高粱..人客阿~請!! > <"
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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07/05 18:05, , 158F
XD
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原po酒量真好喝了一大馬克杯的高梁
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd我笑了
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笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDD
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XDDDDD
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讓我好丟臉
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怎麼有點華盛頓砍櫻桃樹故事的感覺...XD
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我們客棧裡的桂花酒可是連當朝貴妃都愛不釋手呢!!
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It is good to drink?
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XD
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Good job！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD 我笑了...
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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夜夜笙歌....好像原PO喝完酒後還有其它活動的感覺! XD
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噗噗~~~ 很帥氣的老爸~~ XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD 我大笑~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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怎麼想到 頭文字D的黃秋生
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笑死我了XDDD
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老爸~放太久，酒精蒸發了啦~ XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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[超幹]參了酒的水還敢拿出來給客人喝?!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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靠，我笑到飆淚了 XD
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※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 07/25 12:33
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小時後老爸有喝啤酒的習慣!= =結果勒= =!跟他一起喝= =
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不錯，開明的父親。
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