[大哭] 路人都聽到了...
我剛剛發生了一件很恐怖的事情
因為最近似乎消化系統不大良好
所以好幾天沒有上大號
好不容易剛剛有了感覺 就衝衝衝
衝到廁所
結果屁屁超痛的 上出來 發現馬桶裡面都是血=口=
全部都是血!!!!
我當下就覺得 我屁股一定破洞了 我屁股一定破洞了 我屁股一定破洞了
我馬上就摳我朋友
嘟嘟嘟嘟
他一接起電話
我馬上就跟他大喊
"我屁股破洞了拉 好多血喔 我一定是長痔瘡了"
然後我就聽到他大尖叫 馬上把我電話給掛了
我就覺得很莫名其妙 就在打回去
於是 他就跟我說
"我剛剛按到擴音了"
而且我剛剛在座公車
意思是
全公車的人都知道我屁股流血 也知道我長痔瘡了
全公車的人都知道我屁股流血 也知道我長痔瘡了
全公車的人都知道我屁股流血 也知道我長痔瘡了
全公車的人都知道我屁股流血 也知道我長痔瘡了
囧
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