[無言]賴打的逆襲

看板StupidClown作者 (你學長勒)時間17年前 (2007/03/25 13:52), 編輯推噓151(152推 1噓 12→)
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話說今天早上六點... 是我們家族總動員去掃墓的日子╮(╯_╰)╭((睡眼惺忪貌)) 大家在奶奶家集合..抄傢伙 ((鋤頭 鐮刀 鏟子..等重兵器)) 於是大家開始往三芝的祖墳出發 今天是一個陰雨綿綿 且山上霧超濃的................... 一到了現場..大家開始動工.....割草 一年沒來..草真的都比人高了......(￣ー￣；) 一邊割草同時 我爸總是喜歡邊刁煙 邊割( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 煙 一支接著一支.............. 一個多小時候 終於清理完畢 準備開始燒金紙了.... 我老爹就把賴打丟給我 叫我開始燒金紙 我就先燒大張的.................... 此時雨開始有點變大 大家全部圍在火爐前 加快燒金紙的速度 ~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~ ~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~ 就在此時 爐內的金紙被雨弄太濕 快熄火了 (￣□￣|||)a 我馬上拿出賴打要重起爐灶 但是....就是打不起來!!!! 我:厚...阿爸!!你A賴打 進水了啦!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ 爸:厚!!賴打撒來!!!我用厚哩看!!!! ╭ ﹀◇﹀〣 我:賴打((遞)) 全部親戚就圍在金爐面前等我爸大顯神威 o(‧"‧)o 果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴.. ( ′-`)y-～ 我阿爸喀了十幾下..依然無法點起來 爸: X!!奧賴打!!! 此時金爐的金紙 已經呈現悶燒..冒白煙..沒有火了 我:哈哈..我看阿祖A金紙 要用快遞送去!! 阿嬤:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)||| 就在我阿爸繼續努力"喀"時.... 恐怖的事情來了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 阿爸一時手殘..賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 而且是...................掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 瞬間...大家愣住了 (．＿．?) 下一刻.... 幹 酸阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 以金爐為中心...大家四處閃避!!! 五秒後........碰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 金爐發生大爆炸...(￣□￣|||)a 金爐有點裂開.... 不過...瞬間金紙又燒起來了...而且火勢相當猛烈 (￣ー￣；) 阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 眾親戚:............................................. 所以..原來賴打進水了..還是可以用阿!!!!!!!! 果然是家有一老 如有一寶 _(●；－_－)● P.s 各位鄉民 去掃墓記得要多帶幾個賴打喔..== == -- 無名:http://www.wretch.cc/album/shengda -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.192.126.103
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03/25 13:53, , 1F
XD好笑
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番仔火+醬油似乎也不錯...
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03/25 13:53, , 3F
阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!!
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03/25 13:57, , 4F
火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
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03/25 13:57, , 5F
好笑~
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03/25 13:59, , 6F
三樓害我噴玉米濃湯
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03/25 13:59, , 7F
有好笑到XD
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03/25 14:04, , 8F
XDDDDDDDDD三樓的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 14:04, , 9F
我覺得你爸很有王火旺的fu (頑劣家族)
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03/25 14:09, , 10F
三樓有經驗?
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03/25 14:26, , 11F
[超幹] 今年清明 子孫把我放錢的保險箱炸裂了
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03/25 14:33, , 12F
三樓害我肚子痛...
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03/25 14:38, , 13F
3樓.. XD
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03/25 14:39, , 14F
三樓經典啊
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03/25 14:42, , 15F
哈哈...專業換3樓當!!!
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03/25 14:44, , 16F
原PO好笑! 三樓讚! XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDD
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三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:03, , 24F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑!
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03/25 15:06, , 25F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:06, , 26F
3F 畫龍點睛
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03/25 15:07, , 27F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:14, , 28F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:18, , 29F
三樓太棒!
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03/25 15:19, , 30F
推賴打爆炸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 15:20, , 31F
好像抓狂一族的劇情 囧rz
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XDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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.............原po真早起床阿...
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03/25 15:26, , 35F
樓上是教主耶..好久不見喔
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03/25 15:31, , 36F
因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
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03/25 16:10, , 37F
3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 16:11, , 38F
阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
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3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 12:04, , 127F
3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 13:13, , 128F
阿祖:[狂幹] 只燒打火機給我..來根煙阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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03/26 13:23, , 129F
哈哈 我也想推三樓 都很好笑
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03/26 15:33, , 130F
笑死我了 我笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 15:55, , 131F
三樓真的超好笑
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哈哈~~三樓好好笑~~
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03/26 16:00, , 133F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (笑翻)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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3樓的經典....很有經驗吼?XD
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03/26 16:59, , 136F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推三樓 好好笑
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噓
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3F 有笑點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 18:03, , 138F
好笑...樓上記得推回喔
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03/26 18:10, , 139F
三樓太經典了 板上狀態應該換這個
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03/26 18:48, , 140F
換版名啦
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03/26 19:48, , 141F
換版名啦
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03/26 19:57, , 142F
( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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03/26 20:37, , 143F
三樓的專業由今天開始 ~ XD
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三樓害我狂笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 21:48, , 145F
3F真的有笑點XDDDDDDDDD
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推3F
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03/27 01:48, , 147F
三樓害我半夜狂笑啦
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推三樓 XDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/27 13:45, , 151F
這好笑！幹～推阿！
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噓什麼噓 你的推文很有特色嗎 礙眼
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03/27 18:50, , 153F
火會不會太大了點??真是賴打逆襲!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我笑到...連感動的淚水都流下來了XDDD
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03/30 21:15, , 156F
超好笑~~~
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※ angel0952:轉錄至看板 RSSH93_306 03/31 09:08
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03/31 09:09, , 157F
SORRY 借轉一下 如果不行 我再去它刪掉
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03/31 16:48, , 158F
還真的「快遞」咧……
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三樓真的是太妙了 原po爸爸也很妙
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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賴打丟進去燒 爆開時能聞到瓦斯的味道喔 香香的
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3F本日最專業XDDDDDD
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推三樓XD
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發爐啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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