[心得] 蟑螂先生
剛剛路過我家陽台時
看到一隻蟑螂在曬月亮
我很怕蟑螂 所以不敢用打的
但是找不到殺蟲劑 也沒有樟腦油
眼看牠就要溜掉了
一時情急 我拿了"肌樂"噴牠
"嘶~嘶~"
蟑螂起先high到六隻腳全伸直了
變成名符其實的高腳蟑螂
但是應該不會有人想看到
因為牠變得更噁心了
接著......
牠就起飛了~~~~~~!!!!!
嚇的我到現在還驚魂未定
你以為拿肌樂噴蟑螂讓牠起飛嚇自己是笨點嗎?
錯!!!
蟑螂起飛的一順間
我一嚇到就又朝牠噴肌樂......
但是噴嘴對著自己的臉......
涼涼辣辣~~~肌樂好滋味~~!
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