老爸和衛生紙
我的拔拔 嚴肅的時候會為了一些小事堅持
但是白痴的時候很..
印象非常深刻是有一次
我晚上爬起來上廁所(個人非常頻尿..)
上廁所理應要抽張衛生紙嘛
衛生紙盒在我的正後方
手一伸
摸來摸去
咦
怎麼裡面有一個摸起來像紙的東西
三更半夜
也沒想很多
就把他拿起來給他看一下能不能擦
結果裡面有寫字耶!!
呼 好險我沒有直接就往屁股塞
上面的字很讓我傻眼
紙裡面是這樣說的:
裡面已經沒有衛生紙了
為什麼你看到衛生紙盒空著卻不願意先去拿衛生紙呢
我看你現在一定是夾著屁股衝到外面去拿吧
看你下次還敢不敢不乖乖先準備好衛生紙
爸爸留
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整個大傻眼
怎麼會有人有這種閒情逸致寫這種東西呀
而且還是我拔拔
但是無論如何
我目前當下還是要光著屁股去拿衛生紙
在當下能體會到好笑又悲傷的感覺了....
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幫我衝衝人氣吧.....
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