遊樂園應該不准穿裙子進去的
某個晴空萬里的好日子,大家去了遊樂園
遊樂園有個超大型的室內遊樂區
裡面有項名為夏X夷X浪的設施
因為不會很刺激,適合膽小如鼠的人
看大家信心滿滿,我也跟著勇敢起來
不過勇敢只持續到坐上遊戲機的那一刻
因為害怕,自己做了一件至今難解的事
我轉過頭,對著一位陌生男子說...
小美:「穿裙子怎麼辦」
陌生男子:「......」
小美:「飛起來怎麼辦」
陌生男子:「腿夾緊」
小美:「夾不緊怎麼辦」
陌生男子:「給大家看」
鈴聲一響~機器啟動~天搖地動~裙子飛啦~
.........................腦中空白.......................
暈頭轉向的離開遊戲機~~驚驚又來了
以下是我跟朋友的一段對話
友:「安全褲穿了嗎?」
小美:「沒」
友:「大腿很白」
友:「有個好消息」
小美:「說」
友:「裙子長,一飛剛好遮住臉,馬賽克..」
我的眼淚遺忘在那年飛揚如風的裙襬中~~
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