[閒聊] 蟯蟲檢查--嗯嗯版
不知道是我太老 還是住的地方太落後
我小一的時候蟯蟲檢查?? 不是用黏的 (透明 中間圓型藍綠色)
而是發給大家一個小小的圓形白色塑膠盒 半徑大概兩公分
這器皿是要用來......嗯....... 裝嗯嗯的 ~"~
我記得老師很清楚的教我們 把報紙鋪在地上嗯嗯 說嗯嗯盡量不要水水的
然後取大概一節手指頭大小放進去盒子就可以了
回家後 家裡沒大人 我開始我的取嗯嗯之大業
我拿一張報紙平鋪在浴室地上 然後脫了褲子 突然靈光一閃覺得這樣嗯嗯好無聊
於是我把報紙移到客廳 一邊轉開電視看卡通 一邊吃零食 一邊要嗯嗯
小一的靈魂在當時覺得自己簡直是聰明到每次考試都會一百分
連要夾嗯嗯的筷子我都準備好在旁邊了
但是事情當然不會那麼簡單順利......
就當我愜意地嗯下一條大便兒......
客廳的門...門...打...打開了......
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進來的是我爹娘和他們的朋友 ○:
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當場我嚇得大便倉皇夾斷 在原地一動也不敢動 √╲
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但只是用背影我就能感受到我爹娘的臉會是多麼的囧  ̄ ̄ ̄
如果只是我娘急忙將我抱離現場應該我就會忘了這件事
但是我聽見了來自地獄的聲音......
[許董 令千金長得頗清秀 大便~赫! 挺有味道的嘛~]
.......大便~赫! 挺有味道的嘛~
.......大便~赫! 挺有味道的嘛~
.......大便~赫! 挺有味道的嘛~
然後我娘緊急把我的嗯嗯用報紙包起來往廁所去
我覺得我娘要把我的嗯嗯拿去沖掉了
突然回過神 竭盡所能的大喊
媽咪~大便還我啦!!!
從此以後 該名客人到我家造訪
我一定會躲在樓上......orz'
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