[閒聊] 穿風衣時不要放屁
話說前陣子不是有好幾波寒流嗎?
因此很多人都會穿上大風衣外加圍個圍巾戴個手套的裝扮
不免俗的,我也去買了件黑色毛衣…
不不不,是黑色風衣來穿
只差沒戴上個墨鏡就可媲駭客任務的基諾李維了^^
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話說那天也不知吃了什麼碗糕,肚子一整個不舒服
整個腸子像打結似的不斷翻絞
自然而然就會想放屁
但自認平時走帥氣風的我怎麼能讓周遭的人知道我在放屁呢
因此我就假裝走到角落去打手機藉機給它大放特放
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哇靠,這個屁還真是一發不可收拾,足足放了快有五六秒之久
整個肚子好像也消了有一吋腰圍之多,暢快暢快^^
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就在我神不知鬼不覺地放完了這個屁之後走回到座位上
脫下大風衣,拿起杯子喝口茶舒緩舒緩時
周遭突然冒出一股濃郁的屁味
正當我在想誰這麼沒公德心敢公然在辦公室放屁時
發現周遭同事們的鄙視眼神紛紛投射在我身上??
正下我頓時恍然大悟:原來我的風衣原封不動的把我的屁給包覆起來了
所以一脫下風衣,那個屁味就勢如破竹的四處流竄到整間辦公室
偏偏冬天時大家都不開空調
害得我拚命故做鎮定,腳下拚命搖呀搖地想把屁味給搧掉
臉上努力深呼吸想把屁味透過人體的肺給做過濾
臭死啦!!!!我的形象就在這一刻蕩然無存T_T
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