我想剁了我手指!!

看板StupidClown作者 (jason)時間19年前 (2007/02/01 10:47), 編輯推噓117(117推 0噓 14→)
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今天..... 就在剛剛!!! 我進電梯時 有一位穿著套裝很正的OL也進來了!! 長的真的蠻漂亮的!!有一點隋棠的感覺~~~~ 幾樓??我很紳士的問了她!! 10樓!謝謝!! 她回答 (連聲音都這麼好聽!還跟我同一樓耶!) 電梯裡面只有我們2個..... 我輕輕的閉上眼 偷偷的深呼吸了一下..... 哇.....她身上香水好好聞唷!!(這樣有變態嗎?應該很多人會這樣吧?) 再偷偷從鏡子偷看她一下.... 真的太正了!!!根本就是當藝人的FACE嘛!!!! 6 7 8 9 10 鐺!!! 怎麼10樓這麼快就到了!!!!! 以前都嫌這台電梯太慢!! 今天怎麼感覺特別快呀!!! 門一打開 我雙眼很誠懇看著OL 給她一個友善微笑!! 左手按住開門鈕 右手掌面向上做了一個LADY FIRST的動作!! 她也跟我點了一下頭!!!然後準備走出電梯... (哇....連點頭都可以放電唷!!!!XD) 就在這個天殺的摩門特!!! "碰"的一聲!!!電梯門關起來夾到OL啦~~~~~~~~~~ "碰"的一聲!!!電梯門關起來夾到OL啦~~~~~~~~~~ "碰"的一聲!!!電梯門關起來夾到OL啦~~~~~~~~~~ 我一看我的左手食指!!!媽呀!!!!它正按在關門鍵上!!!! 囧 天呀!!!!我按錯鍵啦!!!!! OL回頭狠狠的瞪了我一眼!!!! > < (我真的不是故意的) 愛情....還沒開始就結束了!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.167.70.87
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02/01 10:48, , 1F
辛苦了!!
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默哀
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死好
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02/01 10:49, , 4F
這就是人參阿~~
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XDDD
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02/01 10:51, , 6F
送OL回5樓那吧!
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02/01 10:55, , 7F
我不要 XDDDD
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XD....
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^__________^a
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02/01 11:04, , 10F
她會記住你一輩子的XDDD
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跟他說..其實我捨不得妳走
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.............
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02/01 11:27, , 13F
我狂笑~~~^ ______________^
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02/01 11:32, , 14F
推樓樓樓上= =
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02/01 11:38, , 15F
你佈這個局很久了吧
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02/01 11:41, , 16F
這電梯門關得有點慢耶 XDDDD
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02/01 11:43, , 17F
恭喜先生,她記住你了XDD
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02/01 11:47, , 18F
XD
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02/01 11:48, , 19F
留下印象是好的開始阿!!!!
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02/01 11:50, , 20F
瞪回去呀...
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02/01 11:51, , 21F
拿你的食指去跟人家"賠不是"吧..XDDDD
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02/01 11:53, , 22F
有笨到.. 不過下次你們遇到可以用這個話題當開頭阿....
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02/01 11:58, , 23F
OL：改天到我家 換我夾你
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02/01 11:59, , 24F
樓上好西斯 不過我喜歡!!
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02/01 12:00, , 25F
跟她說抱歉　送把花過去她的單位,她的小小虛榮心會很感謝你
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02/01 12:01, , 26F
話說某天,我的MSN暱稱是"電梯夾OL魔人" 呼~~~
02/01 12:01, 26F
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02/01 12:03, , 27F
歡迎歸位
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02/01 12:12, , 28F
我也有幹過.........囧
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02/01 12:13, , 29F
好慘XD
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02/01 12:14, , 30F
[超幹] 搭訕不成也不用電梯門夾我吧!!!
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02/01 12:16, , 31F
幹] 搭訕不成也不用電梯門夾我吧!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/01 12:27, , 33F
去跟她賠罪製造機會？
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02/01 12:32, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/01 12:37, , 35F
有機會了
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02/01 12:39, , 36F
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/01 12:40, , 37F
OL：改天到我家 換我夾你
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02/01 12:40, , 38F
XD
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02/01 12:41, , 39F
超囧的...我快笑死= =..雖然大概猜出來你按到關門..哈哈ꬠ
02/01 12:41, 39F
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02/01 21:37, , 94F
她記住你了！XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ littlefupo:轉錄至看板 ntu-sv 02/01 22:11
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ ashisas:轉錄至看板 THUIM-5th 02/01 23:41
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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笑死偶嚕...XDDDD
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像隋棠!? 搞不好我認識耶，原PO是在裕誠路附近的大樓嘛
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附註~如果是，她有男朋友了...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我壞心的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑阿～～～哈哈哈
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XDDDD 其實我捨不得妳走
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/02 08:47, , 111F
機約她出去啦 像是請吃個飯當醫藥費啊 好一個大好機會啊
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我是在北部唷!!!裕誠路在哪呀??
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02/02 13:35, , 114F
圖 (伸)~~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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那不是囉，沒想到還有人長的像隋棠...
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好笑
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這 就是人蔘阿(茶)
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這就是人蔘阿(茶)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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xd
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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爆
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圖?
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XDDD
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[超幹] 搭訕不成也不用電梯門夾我吧!!!
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幹] 搭訕不成也不用電梯門夾我吧!!! 第三次看還是好笑
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其實是old lady XD
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