利用別人的媽媽是不對的

看板StupidClown作者 (把自己放逐)時間17年前 (2007/01/19 00:40), 編輯推噓268(274推 6噓 25→)
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高中三年我都是坐校車上學 但是常常發生趕不上而在後頭追校車跑的情形 我只能說 高雄鄉親真的熱情 當我有時追車子追得上氣不接下氣的時候 就會有路過的阿伯阿媽: 「你咧追車唷?我載哩去追!」 久而久之 造就了我的錯誤觀念---陌生人的車是可以追校車的利器!!! 就在某天當我從幾公尺外氣喘吁吁地奔向停著的校車時 最後一個女孩上了車 校車 就開走了!!!!!!!!!!!! 說時遲那時快 我看到有位婦人似乎剛載完她小孩上車 正要離去 我就一邊很驚慌地說: 「載我去追校車!快!」 然後跳上她的後座 那位婦人剛開始也是傻眼 她支吾地說不行 什麼她沒有多一頂安全帽 等下要是追車子追到市中心會被警察攔 我苦苦哀求她說拜託 坐不到車我就要遲到了 然後那婦人不知道哪來的義氣 說了聲好之後 載我就狂飆而去 其實她剛開始都還算遵守交通規則 只是時速快了點 後來當她發現每次都被一個紅燈隔絕而追不上校車 就開始 卯起來飆車 闖紅燈 蛇行 終於 終於 校車在她的陣陣喇叭聲下被逼迫停在路邊了!!!!!!! 我也很愉快地上了車 車上的人幾乎都很錯愕 司機怎麼會忽然停靠在路邊? 最錯愕的應該是最後上車的那個女生 她對著窗外那個婦人叫道: 「媽~你怎麼追到這來了?」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.131.71.227
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太好笑了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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依造慣例 圖勒~~\(^▽^)/
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你怎麼敢這樣上車阿.....真女人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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眼淚都流出來了.....超爆笑 XD
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只能說...這真是太屌啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你好酷噢>//////////////////<
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哈哈哈!!!這太好笑了!!!
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有個停止連載比 261 還久的漫畫，男主角是拿書包丟校車讓校
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車停下來，還讓他因此把到學姊....和一個「惡靈」...
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幹 太好笑了
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後續咧....
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我的媽阿 太好笑了XDDD
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給這位媽媽一張好人卡吧！
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好北七XD
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不推都不行了~真的好好笑喔!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我也跟你發生過一模一樣的事...路邊搭路人趕公車 囧rz
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且我也住高雄耶 XD
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太好笑了
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論原PO是高雄某知名私立高中的同學
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該不會是我媽吧= ="
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噗！認親了！原po快叫媽媽～
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超好笑! XD
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超好笑！
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※ fosa:轉錄至看板 Orientalism 03/31 22:11
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超爆笑
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媽媽:女兒啊...妳媽我佈這個局佈很久了....
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大家都忽略了一個重點...圖咧？(伸)
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很糟糕.很沒禮貌.很危險
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mstar說的是YOUNG GUNS吧 我最近才又複習一下的
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推高雄鄉親熱情,後來原po跟那位最後上車的女孩勒???
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