[閒聊] 唉呀~ 我女兒..
看到這陣子新聞都在報招待所跟酒家的事
就讓我想到一個這輩子應該都很難忘的經驗
四年前當我還是個無憂無慮的大學生時
某日在家中看電視時,老爸突然穿得很『趴』*台語*
還拿了車鑰匙,看起來就是要出門的樣子
我突然不知道哪根筋不對,問老爸說:『把拔,你要去哪裡?』
爸:『要去找朋友~~~~~*台中腔的尾音上揚*』
我:『哪一個朋友啊??』 反正我幾乎每一個長輩都認識,就問一下
爸:『去標準阿伯那邊』 "標準"是那個阿伯開設的公司名,所以他就被叫"標準阿伯"
in 台語
那陣子酒駕抓得很嚴,加上我爸每次去朋友那邊總是會不聽話的喝上幾杯
為了不讓我爸喝酒又開車,而且剛好那位長輩跟我又很要好
(會互開玩笑的那種要好,長輩常常跑來我家問我什麼時候要跟他兒子結婚 XD)
於是我就決定,要跟在我爸屁股後面一起去
我:『拔~~~~~~我也要去!!!』
爸:『 *\囧/ 大驚!!!*不要啦~~你跟來幹嘛? 不然你問嗎嘛這麼晚要不要讓你出門』
我爸拗不過我,只見他為難地轉身看向我媽求救
媽:『我沒差啊~ 要去就去吧 *噗*』
爸:『 囧> *驚*』 && 我:『 \(^▽^)/ *大樂*』
結果....
把拔不是要去長輩家.....車子停在七期重劃區一間不起眼房子前
門一推開......
長輩一、長輩二、長輩....長輩五、舅舅、姨丈一、姨丈二、姨丈三 Hi~~
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哇!!好多長輩...還有好多...薄紗女郎趴在每個長輩的身上、腿上跟...xx上
除此之外,有個上空的鋼管女郎,正吊在鋼管上 (/ ′▽‵)/
跟各位長輩取得默契保證我回家後不會把這件事說出去後,我就躲到旁邊吃東西
讓他們好好享受一下
鋼管女郎跳完舞後,就下來到每一桌客人身上扭動要小費
長輩一~五都很爽快的掏出小費,然後摸個痛快
輪到我爸的時候,鋼管女郎照樣跨坐上去,然後開始..嗯..那個
爸爸的臉一開始還很享受,後來突然用力推開鋼管女郎說了句
『啊~~~~不要啦~我女兒在看!! /____\@m』
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爸~~~~~對不起,我以後晚上不會再吵著要跟你出門了
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