我朋友不是普通的笨
話說鄉民要是有印象
去年有一篇缺了9片拼圖的傻妞
今年他不負大家對他的期盼
他做了一件笨上加笨的事
今天有一個人阿
衣衫不整還怒氣沖沖的跑來找我
當他出現在我家時
我還大大的嚇了一跳
話說下過雨後的傍晚
是個適合倒垃圾的好天氣
當6點15分那個熟悉的聲音又再度響起
從模糊逐漸地清晰
也從微弱漸漸強烈
傻妞迅速的抓起桌上的鑰匙
轉身拎起大包小包的垃圾
砰砰地從四樓衝下1樓
好加在趕上了
傻妞迫不及待將手上的的垃圾往垃圾車丟
就像Michael Jordan在終場的最後一秒鐘
投近一顆三分球
將原本比數111:112拉回114:112
奪得公牛隊年度總冠軍
perfet!!
丟完了垃圾心情頓時輕鬆了起來
哼著歌 傻妞開心的要門回家
AT THE MOMENT
鑰匙咧?鑰匙咧?鑰匙咧?
沒有鑰匙怎麼回家
當他回過神來才發現
他把鑰匙連同垃圾一起丟出去了
於是沒錢沒手機沒鑰匙還穿著睡衣的她
只好跑來投靠我
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