喉嚨痛要用鹽水漱口...
相信大家都曉得這個療法,我也不例外。
前兩天受了風寒,一不小心就整個痛起來,
於是開始拿鹽水漱口,只是效果都不大顯著,
直到今天早上,我照慣例開始調配鹽水時,
我媽走了出來,她問我說在幹麻,
我跟她說明我在衝瞎毀,這時老媽挑著眉道:
「你放的是糖。」
糖!糖!糖!糖!
我在心裡響起了命運交響曲,背景是劈開天空的閃電!
我連續三天用來漱口的鹽水其實是──糖水!
天啊我的世界簡直要崩潰了,我再也不相信任何白色粉狀物了
我感覺到腳下的地面一吋一吋碎裂,變成了可怕的糖粉大浪
大浪的頂頭浮出甜蜜蜜的笑容:「哈哈這局我佈十年啦!」
這與背影是正妹轉過來是爆筋兄貴的震撼程度有得拼,
為什麼!為什麼你要代替鹽巴啊──!
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後來我總算喝到了鹽水,
但那是我因世界荒謬而忍不住流下的眼淚。
(完)
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