很囧的鸚鵡
姑姑家養了一隻很會講話的鸚鵡
從我們的笑聲到講話的語氣內容全都會模仿
因此常常令人很囧
某次
奶奶在跟朋友講電話
講ㄧ講突然很怒的掛電話
姑姑以為發生了什麼事
奶奶: 不講了啦 氣死我了
鸚鵡講的比我還起勁 越講越大聲 我都聽不到別人講什麼了 (怒)
再某次
姑姑家不知道是水管爆掉還是怎樣
家裡淹大水
姑姑急忙請工人來家裡搶救
修ㄧ修 工人也發怒了
工人:你養的鸚鵡好賤喔 我們大家忙的要死
他在那邊 哈~哈~哈~ 哈~哈~哈~ 是嘲笑我們嗎 (怒)
有一天
因為鸚鵡實在是太愛講話 太吵了
姑姑:去陽台罰站 (怒)
鸚鵡就乖乖去罰站了
站ㄧ站 看著天空很藍 很漂亮 就飛走了 (囧)
姑姑:我怎麼知道他會飛 他在家裡都不飛的
都走來走去 害我把它當成狗 才叫他去罰站的(傷心)
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