我也來個CPR
話說那次考CPR的時候
已經是高一的事了
不過一直深植我心
那天的情況是這樣的...
人物列表:
教官:簡稱藍泡泡(因為他穿藍色制服)
學生一:阿凱
學生二:其餘的同學
來到換阿凱考試的時候
安妮依舊是等待救援的狀態
乖乖的躺在地上
阿凱來了阿凱來了
他從角落那邊跑來
準備實作所謂的「叫叫ABC」
他跑來了他跑來了
碰的一聲!
安妮的頭被他踢飛了 安妮的頭被他踢飛了 安妮的頭被他踢飛了
安妮的頭被他踢飛了 安妮的頭被他踢飛了 安妮的頭被他踢飛了
一顆頭從穿堂飛到操場中央....
(我想打者應該可以跑到三壘)
大家先是無言了一下
然後整個笑翻...連平常很BG的藍泡泡也笑了
只是考試還是得繼續
把頭撿回來繼續下一步
叫完了安妮同學之後沒反應(頭都飛了,人哪還有反應)
於是要叫人去打電話
大家通常都是叫同學配合一下假裝去打電話
只有阿凱最酷
他一臉認真嚴肅的樣子
右手指著藍泡泡
大聲的說:『你!就是你 去幫我打電話!!!!』
大家又笑翻了...
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