因為吞大量安眠藥送急診洗胃?

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這是我們還在急診實習時， 老師講的... 我覺得還頗扯的... 某天，喔咿喔咿送進一個因為吞食安眠藥而昏迷的病人!!! 根據家屬描述， 因為病人吃飯時間沒出現， 就去敲他的房門， 打開一看!!! 看到的是叫不醒的病人， 跟床頭一罐安眠藥!!! 他們第一個反應就是馬上打119... 醫生就馬上幫病人洗胃~ 洗胃是很痛苦的!!! 就是把像食指這麼粗的管子~ 從嘴巴放到胃裡!!! 再用空針把裡面的東西吸出來... 過一會~ 幫病人打了安眠藥拮抗劑~ 病人醒了~ 醫生就問病人.... 你吃了多少安眠藥進去??? 病人有點驚恐的說............ (((((((((((( 兩顆 ))))))))))))) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.162.66.217 ※ 編輯: colorma 來自: 218.162.66.217 (09/18 22:31)
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09/18 22:32, , 1F
XD ..... 病人：我肚子有點餓...
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09/18 22:33, , 2F
囧.....
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鄉民:讓他睡 讓他睡
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XDDDDDDDD 醫生:你撞牆吧!
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09/18 22:35, , 5F
我~又~笑~了~
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XD
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醫生，你撞牆吧!
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09/18 22:37, , 8F
哇哈哈哈哈好好笑唷~~~~
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09/18 22:39, , 9F
我大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 22:39, , 10F
好像某電影的劇情...藥剛好吃完了
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09/18 22:42, , 11F
XDrz
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09/18 22:43, , 12F
XDDDDDDD
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09/18 22:44, , 13F
安眠藥 應該不會放一缶給病人吧
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09/18 22:45, , 14F
((兩顆))XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 22:46, , 15F
所以加上安眠藥拮抗劑會很亢奮嗎XDDDDDDDD
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好囧"XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XXXXXXXXD
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09/18 22:52, , 19F
醫生一定很想死
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09/18 22:52, , 20F
XD 病人醒了應該傻眼吧
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天阿XDDD
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今天第一笑XD
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好慘 XDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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讓他睡 讓他睡!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 23:00, , 31F
好慘XDDD
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09/18 23:00, , 32F
噗哧XDDDDDDD
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09/18 23:01, , 33F
好可憐 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 23:03, , 34F
慘~~~~~~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 23:05, , 36F
哇哈哈哈~~~~ XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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09/18 23:07, , 38F
..病人: 竟然夢到在醫院醒來....
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09/18 23:11, , 39F
好悽慘XD
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還有 100 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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09/19 21:20, , 140F
奇怪....在醫院幹麻還打119
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他是打119才被送進來的病人...
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09/19 21:24, , 142F
好"雖"的病人XDDDDDD
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好笑 XDD
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09/19 22:32, , 144F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/19 22:47, , 145F
沒醫德的醫生真是越來越多了XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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09/19 23:30, , 147F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好爆笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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09/20 05:36, , 151F
病人：我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>
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09/20 08:21, , 152F
哪裡沒醫德?
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09/20 08:36, , 153F
大推 XD
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09/20 10:05, , 154F
好可憐…可是好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD"
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09/20 14:30, , 155F
有夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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空瓶不能亂擺床頭 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 00:13, , 159F
可能會睡死的情況下，請勿將安眠藥放置旁人可以看到的
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09/22 15:26, , 160F
病人：我夢到我在醫院醒來沒想到我醒來後我真的在醫院
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(睡)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好好笑 一定要推的阿
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XD
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XD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ zxczxczxc:轉錄至看板 HATEradio 10/28 03:02
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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醫生:你撞牆吧!
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笨板經典阿 XD
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好好笑XDDD 2007-11-15
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超悲慘的病人
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真淒慘 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009/
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2009/12/12
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有笑有推
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哈哈~
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