內褲不是我的...

看板StupidClown作者 (黑特、西斯專用ID)時間17年前 (2006/08/24 23:34), 編輯推噓139(139推 0噓 11→)
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以前剛上小學時 因為對老師很陌生 常常有事情都不敢跟老師說 像是突然想要大小便也不敢舉手報告 就一直憋到下課... 有一次升旗典禮時 一陣便意突襲而來 本想說憋到升級結束再去解決 誰知當天一堆整潔秩序獎要頒獎... 隨著掌聲的震波陣陣敲擊我的肚子 我的五官也縮成一團... 終於導師發現了我的異狀 詢問之下我才不好意思說出我想大號 老師同意之後 我馬上衝到二樓離我教室最近的廁所 (以前都只習慣在那邊大號) 不跑還好 一跑便便幾乎快奪門而出 好不容易撐到了廁所 褲子還沒脫 眼睛看到了馬桶 肛門就以為得救了 結果一發不可收拾...Orz 整件內褲已經從白色變成了土黃色 不過幸好褲子因為內褲的犧牲 只受到些許傷害 解決完之後 將褲子用衛生紙擦乾淨 望著那件土黃色的內褲心想:"如果內褲不見了 阿母一定會罵我內褲也會穿到不見..." 於是我撿起內褲就到洗手台洗 洗著洗著...不料老師也進來上廁所 = = 看到我洗著一件土黃色又散發出噁心臭味的內褲 就驚訝地問我說:"啊...你...你怎麼了!?" 我一緊張什麼也沒多想 直覺就是否認這不是我的內褲 於是就說: "這是我在垃圾桶看到的,想要洗乾淨拿回家" "這是我在垃圾桶看到的,想要洗乾淨拿回家" "這是我在垃圾桶看到的,想要洗乾淨拿回家" "這是我在垃圾桶看到的,想要洗乾淨拿回家" "這是我在垃圾桶看到的,想要洗乾淨拿回家" Orz -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.62.47.147
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08/25 00:14, , 1F
XD你是好孩子~
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08/25 00:16, , 2F
資源回收嗎...
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08/25 00:17, , 3F
真的是好孩子XD
08/25 00:17, 3F
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08/25 00:16, , 4F
乖，以後你內褲穿破了再來找老師，老師買新的給你，
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08/25 00:18, , 5F
不要撿別人的哦....
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08/25 00:20, , 6F
真的是好孩子XD
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08/25 00:20, , 7F
老師那邊很多 一起帶回家好了XD
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08/25 00:29, , 8F
對呀~看到馬桶就會鬆懈~然後就會.....
08/25 00:29, 8F
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08/25 00:33, , 9F
這篇讓我狂笑了~
08/25 00:33, 9F
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08/25 00:44, , 10F
可憐的孩子呀~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/25 00:44, 10F
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08/25 01:10, , 11F
太好笑了啦 噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
08/25 01:10, 11F
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08/25 01:12, , 12F
XD 老師應該很感動得哭了吧(笑到哭~)
08/25 01:12, 12F
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08/25 01:14, , 13F
XDDDDD
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08/25 01:16, , 14F
原po是節約資源的好孩子XDDDDDDD"
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08/25 01:18, , 15F
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08/25 01:21, , 17F
超蠢的啦 害我半夜笑超大聲的
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08/25 01:23, , 18F
我笑不停了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 01:22, , 19F
XDDDDDDDD 原po真是節省資源的好孩子
08/25 01:22, 19F
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08/25 01:23, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 01:24, , 21F
1超好笑的
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08/25 01:29, , 22F
XD..."""
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08/25 01:31, , 23F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 01:36, , 24F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 01:36, , 25F
真是歡樂到一個不行啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 01:41, , 26F
我笑了.............
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08/25 01:42, , 27F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 01:42, , 28F
應該要說我要洗乾淨拿去舊衣回收才對 拿回家太瞎了XD
08/25 01:42, 28F
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08/25 01:49, , 29F
後來你有上台領獎嗎XD我愛衛生獎XD
08/25 01:49, 29F
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08/25 01:53, , 30F
好好笑...哈哈哈哈哈~~~(室友睡覺了害我憋笑憋得好辛苦)
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08/25 02:00, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 02:01, , 32F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 02:18, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 比全聯福利社還強XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 02:27, , 36F
XD
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08/25 02:30, , 37F
XD
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08/25 02:42, , 38F
XDDDDDDDD 狂讚
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08/25 02:45, , 39F
傳說中的急中生智障XD
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08/25 20:31, , 111F
"這是我在垃圾桶看到的,想要洗乾淨拿回家 XDD 爆吧爆吧
08/25 20:31, 111F
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08/25 20:59, , 112F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDXDXDXDDD
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08/26 00:35, , 115F
今晚怎這麼多笨文拉.....笑到睡不著了XDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/26 01:37, , 118F
XDDDDDD超好笑的
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08/26 02:55, , 119F
超好笑的~~~也太急著否認了吧!
08/26 02:55, 119F
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08/26 10:41, , 120F
XD
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08/26 10:58, , 121F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我狂笑啊
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08/26 16:04, , 122F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/26 19:50, , 123F
hahaha.....!
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08/26 21:55, , 124F
我笑得臉好痛喔！哈哈哈哈哈！真是太好笑了！
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08/27 01:38, , 126F
我狂笑 哈哈哈哈哈！ 老師有沒有當場噴了?
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08/27 03:10, , 127F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/27 04:28, , 128F
超好笑^+++++++++^
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08/27 17:07, , 129F
我笑到飆淚
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08/27 20:32, , 130F
超爆笑的，好久沒降笑了
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08/28 00:17, , 131F
XDDD
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08/28 02:28, , 132F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
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XD
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08/29 19:40, , 135F
好久沒看笨版看的笑出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 23:15, , 136F
真的太好笑了...(灑淚)
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08/30 20:21, , 137F
我笑到流眼淚喔 嗎啊 是有沒有這麼屌啊我的天哪
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08/31 10:47, , 138F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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否認會比較好嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/04 00:58, , 142F
笑死我了啦(翻滾)
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09/07 00:49, , 143F
明年衛生股長就是你了
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09/09 21:57, , 144F
眼睛看到了馬桶 肛門就以為得救了 哈哈 這句好好笑　　
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小孩子都會有莫名的堅持與放不開
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XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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笑到崩潰啦哈哈哈哈哈上班要憋笑好痛苦XDDD
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