mc不來
前兩三個禮拜 某天晚上
我一個人在客廳看電視 老媽在樓上洗澡完走下來
老媽:喂
我:幹麻
老媽:我MC一直毋來啦
我:(好奇)多久啦
老媽:(煩惱)六七月份都沒來說 五月份還很正常阿
我:是喔 身體有怎樣嗎 (心想應該是更年期到了)
老媽:厚!(先撫摸著小腹)這嚕來嚕大
(再撫摸胸部) 這兩勒奶碼嚕來嚕脹
我:是呦!去看醫生啦
老媽:賣拉!哩先去屈臣氏幫我買東西
我:(疑惑)買啥啊
老媽: ....................阿....
我:啥啦
老媽:(煩惱)驗孕計啦
我:噗。。。。(狂笑)
老媽:厚!緊拉!萬一真的有寶寶怎麼辦啦
我: ...........哈哈哈哈
老媽:我明明有結紮阿(一臉擔心又疑惑)
我:你怎麼不想說是更年期阿
老媽:(微怒)我才48歲 哪有可能更年期 人家電視新聞都有說
有人40 50幾歲都意外懷孕
此時老爸回家了 我跟他說這件事情
老爸:(一臉得意摟住老媽)按怎!哇擱就猛吧! 衝破防線
我:..............(逃離)
------------------------------------一周後----------------
老媽從成大檢查回來 一臉不爽進門
我 :(調侃)弟弟還是妹妹阿
老媽:更年期啦!!!!!!!!!!!!
我:...........(早就跟你說還不承認)....
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