[囧rz]奶粉旁邊可以不要放零食嗎!?

看板StupidClown作者 (好好笑的小拉拉)時間17年前 (2006/08/22 15:58), 編輯推噓71(71012)
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減肥,是我一生的志業 無時無刻都想讓自己再瘦一點 於是,有天心血來潮,不想吃飯 (這是很難得的,不想吃東西,相當之難得) 想說還是不能讓胃空著,對身體不好 那還是來泡杯熱牛奶喝喝好了 在泡牛奶的時候,因為我很愛喝很濃的牛奶 所以沒命的加奶粉,大概加了五匙有沒有? 心滿意足準備加熱水的時候 讓我看到了奶粉旁邊有蘇打餅 這讓我想起了小時候媽媽最愛在奶粉裡加蘇打餅一起泡 超好吃,而且可以吃超飽! 所以我就順手加了兩片,嘴裡還很高興的說:嗯,加個蘇打餅好了! 又準備加熱水的時候,眼睛又瞄到了奶粉旁邊的黑芝麻粉 我又想到某個長輩說吃黑芝麻可以讓頭髮烏溜溜閃亮亮唷! 二話不說立刻加他個兩大匙!! 這時我朋友剛好經過我身後 他也知道我這杯牛奶是為了減肥而泡 在他閃過我身後時,冷冷的丟下一句話: 要不要加個便當? 要不要加個便當? 要不要加個便當? 要不要加個便當? ( ‵□′)───C<─___-)||| -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 219.87.144.157

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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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中肯 XD
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要不要加個便當? XD
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要不要加個便當?
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這個有好笑到XDDDDD
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雖然這裡不是HATE版 但忍不住想推 本日最中肯
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五匙 這樣怎會瘦~@@
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哈哈..這只是我人生中笨點之一而已啦..(害羞搔頭)
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太了解我了XDXDXD
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就是沒瘦才想減肥啊!瘦子減肥是要被圍歐嗎?
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XD 中肯
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XD
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要不要加個便當? XD
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幹麻搔我頭?
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不搔頭,你想搔哪裡?
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好笑XDXD你朋友真了解你XD
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後來我們一起去吃了排骨飯!(得意)
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吃排骨可以不會讓你瘦的只剩下排骨
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那我要吃焢肉飯!反正也不會瘦了!(自暴自棄ing)
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中肯啊XDDD
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要不要加個便當? XD
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( ‵□′)───C<─___-)|||
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XD
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本日最中肯XD
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歹勢..看完這篇我狂笑了...XDDDDDDD
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要不要加個便當? ( ‵□′)───C<─___-)|||
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這個有笑點ㄝXD 讚讚讚
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XD 中肯
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我也是每次講給朋友聽都好好笑(搔頭)
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要不要加個便當? XDDDDDDDDDD
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好好笑
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加進去吧XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超中肯的啦
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再加個魯肉飯、魯蛋、海帶應該也不賴...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDD 好妙的同學
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有笨到 哈哈哈
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要不要加個便當?
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哈哈哈哈 超中肯
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XDDDDDD最後大笑
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不過蘇打餅其實熱量不低 XD
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真殘酷 哈哈哈哈XDDDD
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其實…奶粉加太多熱量也是不低的…(哭著跑掉)
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agiko:轉錄至看板 HATEradio 08/22 19:35

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XDDDDDDDDDD
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沒吃飽怎麼有力氣減肥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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加豬耳朵
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XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD 要不要加個便當外加個滷蛋
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XD
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同學真中肯! 話說那杯泡出來味道不會很奇怪嗎?
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超妙的同學XDDDD
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XDDD
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要不要加個便當? XD
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真酷
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中肯啊!!!!!!
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哈哈哈!~~~好笑
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要不要加個便當?
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叫你朋友來救救就可吧~ XD
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要不要加個便當? XD
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沒錯!沒吃飽怎麼有力氣減肥!(激動的握手!!)
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還好啦,我都吃過泡麵加奶粉了..(有沒有發現我很愛亂加)
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XDD
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XDDD
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那杯是新的XX奶茶嗎?<----老闆說可以選四個配料
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XD
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那我還差一種配料是吧…嗯,來個辣椒好了!
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XD
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XD
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噗哧
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XDD 2013
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