[閒聊] 胎音器

看板StupidClown作者 (這個月我好像暴發戶..Orz)時間18年前 (2006/08/19 18:46), 編輯推噓63(63推 0噓 7→)
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大嫂目前懷孕七個月，再兩個月就要臨盆了 有人送大哥一個胎音器，它可以接耳機聽寶寶的心跳 還可以接麥克風揚聲器，和肚子裡的寶寶說話 那天，大哥和大嫂興致勃勃地開始實驗 先接上耳機，大哥拿著收音筒在大嫂圓圓的肚子上掃來掃去 好不容易在某個角度聽到心跳了，他很興奮地大叫 「我聽到了！我聽到了！」 大嫂也興匆匆地接過耳機，聽了老半天後，她皺起眉幽幽地說 「那是我的心跳......」 OrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrzOrz的分隔線 好吧，既然聽心跳失敗了，大哥改為和寶寶說話 研究半天插上麥克風後，他拿到嘴邊要開口了 結果我大嫂突然一隻手包住麥克風，她說： 「你要仔細想想要說什麼，這是你和寶寶說的第一句話哦！」 大哥也正經起來，仔細想了一想，他再度拿起麥克風，慎重地開口了： 「麥庫test、麥庫test，１、２、３，one、two、three......」 大嫂　=____=||||||||||：「這就是你要和寶寶說的第一句話嗎？」 我　囧rz　：「哥啊，不用這麼早就雙語教學吧.....」（其實是三語，還有台語Orz） -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.230.120.161 ※ 編輯: mnpybysp 來自: 61.230.120.161 (08/19 19:02)
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噗 你大哥很妙喔
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其實是想不到詞兒
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孩子的學習從麥克test開始...
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孩子的學習從麥克test開始...
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麥庫testXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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或許孩子長大的第一句話也是..."麥庫test、麥庫test"
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拔拔～我要去唱歌囉～
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某次我媽接到詐騙電話,冷冷的回他: 我家小孩不會講台語= =
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呃 推錯篇...|||b
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推文test、推文test，１、２、３，one、two、three........
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孩子的學習................ XD
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艾喲為阿~~~~笑到不行....
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好可愛喔~
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>O<~~~
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哈哈哈..有爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超好笑的啦!.....寶寶:媽，我以後要當麥克風！
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XDDDDDDDDDD^^
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孩子的學習不能等...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD九樓爆笑!!~
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好好笑喔
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baby: 叭哺啦～
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好好笑 XDDDDDDDDD
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想那麼久結果在測試MIC XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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還沒出生就被吵...
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孩子的學習..............XDDDDDDDD
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太好笑了XDDD
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不行了 笑到肚子痛> <"
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孩子的學習...XDDD
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笑死我了 肚子痛...XD
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TEST，XDDDDDDD
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孩子的教育不能等呀~~~!
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推孩子的學習不能等！！
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1 2 3 是阿拉伯語吧
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