阿你家是住火星喔

看板StupidClown作者 (Rebecca)時間18年前 (2006/06/29 21:25), 編輯推噓76(76推 0噓 10→)
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女孩子在買衣服時 總要跟老闆盧一下看可不可以殺價 有次在夜市 我和朋友正一搭一唱地跟老闆盧半天 我：「唉唷~兩百啦~~~老闆~我是窮學生捏」 老闆(一臉為難)－：「阿我們這已經是成本價了咩」 朋友(用眼神暗示了我一下)：「老闆啊~她只剩下搭車回家的錢了，要不是我們真心誠 意地想買這樣東西，也不會在這裡跟你揮啊！」 老闆實在沒辦法：「好啦!兩百就兩百啦!」 正當我沾沾自喜準備付賬時，卻赫然發現錢包裡只剩一張千元大鈔 只好死不要臉地拿出來付賬。 老闆一臉不爽接過：「小姐~~阿你家是住多遠?」 -- 這時代流行無名 不是正妹也要來一下 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/whatswrong33 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.134.29
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XDDDDDDDDDD 好遠的車錢
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XDDDDDD 應該跟朋友借的
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這告訴我們殺價前最好先看一下錢包..XD
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你就說是搭飛機專程來買的........................
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對耶~我怎麼沒想到?這樣的確有真心誠意到
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火星可能更貴 XDDDD
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我剛就在想　只剩搭車回家的錢是怎麼買衣服？
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真是真心誠意阿XDDDDDDDD
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有過同樣的經驗 就轉個身偷偷摸摸的從皮包裡拿出千元大鈔
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→假裝是跟朋友好不容易湊到的 XDDD
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怎麼湊湊成千元鈔啊?兩張五百拼一起??
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真心誠意來殺價的是吧...XD
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我笑出來了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 90
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XDDDDDDDDD好讚
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我殺價前都會看錢包的, 有時候還故意湊成剩一堆零錢
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全部倒出來, 老闆通常會同意降價 * \(￣▽￣)/ * ＊ ~
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XD.........^^
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XD我也遇過這種情況..超尷尬 所以通常說生活費比較保險
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XDDDDD
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你是打算坐計程車回家唄XD
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我朋友是故意來這招 兩個大男生合演= =
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小姐~~阿你家是住多遠?
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買東西先換成零錢+1 這樣殺價才有誠意啦>///<
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈~~~
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哈哈 超好笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 一定要推一下的
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張愛玲的好友炎櫻殺價錢都會看錢包的唷XD
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XD 我也發生過
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好笑好笑....XD
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寶貝 你推文破60了XD(我是原po的親友團 幫推XDDDDDDD)
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