[閒聊] 傳教士 我對不起你.....
看板StupidClown作者sasaliugo (God Bless Mario)時間18年前 (2006/05/26 22:29)推噓78(78推 0噓 10→)留言88則, 87人參與討論串1/1
話說從前....
我還是幼稚園小正太的時候
有一次跟我媽去搭客運
在候車室裡抱著布偶
等...等...等...好無聊阿...
剛好有兩個傳教士也到客運站來了
他們看到我 就興沖沖地跑來跟我講話
「美眉 你抱的那隻是什麼?」
美..眉..?
雖然以前去剪頭髮曾被誤認成女生
不過還是第一次有人當面這麼說
我就用很稚嫩的童音告訴他
幹你娘......
我媽頭上冒出三條線 以及不住滴下的冷汗...
(我媽OS:死囝仔 那兩個傳教士漢糙那麼粗
你想死也不要拖你媽下水)
沒想到傳教士很高興地說:oh 幹你娘好可愛! ^0^
我媽也只好傻笑混過去
不過回家後狠狠扁了我一頓
現在在學校裡教小朋友不要罵髒話時
都會想:我小時候還不是一樣照罵 ╮( ̄﹏ ̄)╭
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