[耍笨] 掩耳盜鈴..
這是一個可以被列在教科書裡當作「掩耳盜鈴」的標準實例..
話說我那天去陪考,陪考過的人都知道,在外面枯等是不正常的,通常
大家都會買報紙或是雜誌來看看,而我呢,邊聽音樂看邊著剛買的一本
最近新出的雜誌:「破解天堂」←還蠻好玩的!就是有一大堆連說明都
看不太懂的解謎遊戲..大家可以一起來玩!
好..我離題了..總之我很開心的玩到一半就不開心了!因為我的肚子突
然痛了起來!這次不是想挫賽(後來有..),這次是想放屁!噢買尬!我
一個淑女怎麼可以在大家面前放屁呢!我很認真的在憋..憋憋憋憋憋!
絕對不可以放出來啊!
可是..有些屁的時速大概有高達10幾20公里吧!憋都憋不住內!完全不
敢動的我..正在不知所挫的時候,我突然發現音樂現在正是副歌!那陣
鼓聲鼓聲一定可以掩蓋住我的屁聲的!於是我很開心的解放了..
可是..放完之後..我才發現..
我在聽MP3啊..................只有我聽到那陣鼓聲............
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小時候學到掩耳盜鈴這個成語的時候..
都覺得他們很笨..怎麼可能會發生這種事情..
沒想到就發生在我身上...囧rz
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