[無言] 金屬腰帶的危機
這是發生在我某一天上課的時候
那天天氣很熱
我選擇穿迷你裙出門
剛好裙子在腰部的地方鬆鬆的
我就在上面套一條金屬腰帶
有用過金屬腰帶的就知道
那種腰帶會有一條長長的鍊子
腰帶就靠那條鍊子調整長度
因為我那時候腰還很細
扣好以後身後還拖著長長的一條
我也沒在意(以上為炫耀XDDDD)
結果,慘劇就來了
我到了上課的教室,一屁股坐下去
教室的椅子大部分都是那種木條構成,中間有空隙的椅子
鍊子就好死不死地卡進那個細縫中
怎麼拉都拉不出來
屋漏偏逢連夜雨
剛好教授在叫號碼發考卷
眼看快輪到我了
我只好拜託一旁的男同學幫我處理
結果那腰帶卡的超緊
兩個男生一起拉都拉不出來
就在我想著是不是要直接把椅子拖在背後去領考卷時
忽然鏘一聲
然後我腰上卡著的壓力鬆開了
我趕快站起來
還不忘向那幾個辛苦的男同學道謝
結果........
我的裙子就從腿上滑下來了.......
事後他們發毒誓他們什麼都沒看到,敢看的話被我阿魯巴到死
而且後來我發現
他們根本不是幫我把卡著的鏈子拉出來
他們是直接把我的腰帶...........
扯成兩截~扯成兩截~扯成兩截~扯成兩截~扯成兩截~扯成兩截
金屬的也有辦法扯斷,哪有這麼粗魯的啊!!!!
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