[耍笨]狗狗的深層恐懼
上次去參加表姊婚禮
表姊夫一家人把家裡的兩隻博美都帶來了
很可愛的兩隻博美
不吵不鬧的
其中一隻毛色偏黃 叫"地瓜"
今天要說的就是有關地瓜的可愛故事
話說那天酒足飯飽後
表姊夫的哥哥們(以下稱大哥.二哥)由於和我們同桌吃飯
就和我們聊起天來
大哥: 妳們知道嗎? 那隻地瓜超膽小的耶! 這陣子一直籌備婚宴 結果發現
他只要一聽到 < 棒炮喔~~~~ > 就會嚇的全身發抖
眾人: (又驚又喜覺得很可愛 笑成一團中)
二哥: 去把地瓜抓過來實驗吧!!
大哥: (跑去別桌抱狗回來,把地瓜放在腿上,極度貼近地瓜耳朵,用著說悄悄話的姿勢)
棒~~炮~~喔~~
無辜的地瓜: (示意圖)
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眾人: 哈哈哈哈哈 (花枝亂顫 魷魚亂抖)
二哥: 這麼好玩喔 我也要試試 (靠近地瓜,預備說悄悄話姿勢)
棒~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
無辜的地瓜: (示意圖)
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二哥: 屁~~喔~~
無辜的地瓜: (示意圖)
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一隻被人騙所以覺得很無言的狗...
=============================以下是地瓜的控訴===========================
狗也是有尊嚴的...
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