[大哭] 我丟了台灣人的臉!
看板StupidClown作者lavandersea (lavender)時間18年前 (2006/04/16 08:49)推噓106(106推 0噓 14→)留言120則, 110人參與討論串1/1
我現在人在美國唸書,
有一天,我正在圖書館用功唸書的時候,
一個男生(可能是ABC)走到我身邊,然後問我懂不懂中文。
ABC用英文夾雜著很破爛的中文跟我說:
"窩是Chinese major,
這邊有一個article,有些東西很難,窩看不懂,妳能不能幫我?"
這時我心中不禁偷笑了一下,
心想,哼哼,原來美國人也在學我們的語言嘛...
以我們以前剛開始學英文的經驗,
我看這傢伙的中文程度應該只有相當於 "This is a pen, that is a book"的等級吧!
於是我帶著些許的民族驕傲跟他說:"Sure! Let me see."
(心想他應該會拿出一些有很多彩色圖片的會話課本)
然而....
他拿出來的竟然是
魯迅的野草集!!
魯迅的野草集!!
魯迅的野草集!!
魯迅的野草集!!
我看著那密密麻麻的簡體字,心中有股不妙的預感....
這時ABC可能看出了我的惶恐,開始跟我閒聊,
問我是哪裡來的,唸什麼,怎麼常常來圖書館....
殊不知我滿腦子都在想著野草集......
=============野草集,你應該不會太難吧?===============
正當我開始自我安慰跟試圖加強信心的時候,
ABC:Here....do you know what it means?
(指著其中一段:"大紅花一朵朵全被拉長了,這時是潑剌奔迸的紅錦帶。")
我:....................(沈默地盯著書)
(十秒後)
well, i guess, (努力想硬掰) it means red flowers blossom....(語氣虛弱)
but i'm not sure...sorry.
ABC: that's ok...那這個?(手指著另一句話:"月亮窘得發白")
我(這到底是啥鬼東西啊!!):the moon....the moon....
the moon is so embarrassed that it gets white....
hmm....whiter and whiter....
(完全呈現自暴自棄狀態,我到底在胡言亂語什麼?)
ABC: (點頭)thanks...i know the article is difficult.
(碼的,你是在安慰我就對了?)
how about this? 這唸什麼?(指向某處)
這時我彷彿重見光明,心中在吶喊:
啊哈,機會來了!雖然前半段整個很虛,但教發音絕對可以扳回一城!
我國小可是字音字形小天后!實力是不會被埋沒的!
當我微笑的湊過去看,他指的字是:利"鏃"
我:..................(再度沈默,是念"醋"還是"族"呢?....)
..................(唉,算了,亂猜吧)
醋。
ABC: 醋?
我:....................
i'm not sure.... sorry...
回家之後馬上查,發現我果然猜錯了,
魯迅....我恨你
台灣同胞們~~對不起
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