[耍笨] 喜歡我哪一點?
有一次,我前女朋友突然問我:
[妳喜歡我哪一點?]
關於這個問題,有常識一點的男人都知道要怎麼回答.
也就不外是,妳很漂亮,有氣質,脾氣很好一類昧著良心的廢話...
講完之後,我也不知道怎麼了,一時嘴賤反問了她一句:
(那....妳喜歡我哪一點?)
[......]
她可能是完全沒想到我居然也會問這種鳥問題吧,
因為我既不高,又不帥,而且長的還挺抱歉的....
只見她很用力的思考了一陣子之後,
才終於想到,如釋重負般的回答道:
[嗯...應該是你的牙齒吧,我覺得你的牙齒很整齊又很白,看起來就很舒服.]
話一說完,她就很開心的對著我甜甜的笑著,
可是天曉得,我的心在滴血.
因為我不知道該不該告訴她....
其實我的門牙全都是假牙....orz....
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