[耍笨] 脫口而出
其實我一點都不覺得自己是鄉民,
不是認為當鄉民很丟臉很宅或怎樣,
止是純粹想當個普通人過一生而已..
(路人:明明就動畫版畫很大還敢講!*指*)
但是今天去上班卻讓我無意間做了一件很囧的事情..
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我在一間小學補習班當老師,
今天在改作業的時候小鬼頭們一直很吵,
喊了幾次都不聽,最後神經終於不小心斷線,
我用力拍桌子,站起來大喊:
"老師說不要吵!不要吵!不要吵!
老師說的話你有沒有在聽!!沒有嘛!
不聽老師話你上老師課幹麻!!(摔作業)"
講完之後...我愣住了...下面小朋友也愣住了...
旁邊也在改作業的老師也愣住了..............
然後....
不知道從哪傳出小小的聲音:
"(小聲)現在先下課..最安靜的五名學生有優待!"
我:囧囧囧囧囧囧
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在最難以捉摸的完美戀人身上,我們可以發現這種矛盾的特質。
堅強卻又容易受傷害,兩者的比例相當類似。
《人骨拼圖》
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