[耍笨] 我是個力大無窮的女孩(泣)
以前學校有辦CPR的測驗，
全班都得考一下，然後拿到一張什麼合格卡之類的名片，
看前面的女生沒考過，那就得再試一次，
有自信的我心想，我一定可以一次就過的，(咦~到我了)
1.安妮 安妮(→要假裝呼叫那個假人 她當然不會理你) 快打119(演一下緊張的感覺)
2.接著壓額 抬下巴 檢查呼吸道
3.人工呼吸的程序開始 記得還要壓心臟 再親安妮 再壓 再親 再壓→類似的過程
我還沒壓兩下，機器突然嗶嗶嗶嗶的響了。
老師：「你把安妮助骨壓斷了，她現在內出血，去排隊再重考一次。」
唉~~~~~~排隊沒考過的人，都是因為力氣太小，壓不夠深，只有我.....是因為力氣太大
直接送安妮上西天，實在是太黯然太銷魂了，我不想當女力士呀!
我想我真的不適合當正義勇士救人，被救的人可能助骨因此而斷幾根。Orz
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