[耍笨] 在八卦山大佛發生的蠢事
我過年的時候陪家人去八卦山大佛拜拜
有去過的人應該有印象
從停車場到大佛有一道很高的登山階梯
事情就發生在我參拜過後下山的時候
那個時候是黃昏
準備回家的遊客數量不多地步行在階級上
當然也包括不才小女子我
因為天色昏暗,我又有深度近視,分不太清楚遠近
才一腳往下踏
就踏空了............
於是呼,我就咚隆咚隆地從樓梯頂滾到樓梯下
因為旅客少,根本沒人擋住我的去勢
藉這樣一直滾到底才停下來
我那個時候根本就嚇呆了,也因為全身疼痛
根本沒有站起來的力氣,只能一直趴在地上
四周的路人全部圍過來
然後我聽到一個聲音說:
[不要動她,我打電話叫救護車]
當時痛苦地趴著的我
一聽到救護車三個字就整個驚醒
因為不太喜歡醫院
所以我真的.......
忍著身上的痛爬起來,拼命說我沒事
此時四周的善心人又傳來一陣驚叫:
[你不要動,傷口會加重的]
我拼命努力地想跟大家解釋:[我只是痛而已,身上根本沒傷啊]
可是四周的尖叫聲更大了
於是,我只好出下下策
為了證明我真的沒受傷
我開始在現場跳扭扭舞給大家看,還拼命揮動我的四肢
於是,現場的人群安靜了,然後逐漸散開........
在漸去漸遠的冷漠人群的身後
我還聽到了"神經病"三個字......
我只是想證明我沒受傷而已啊= =++
後來回家脫衣服檢查
我身上連一點瘀青都沒有
算是不幸中的大幸吧
果然"有拜有保佑"
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