國中校長

看板StupidClown作者 (epoche)時間18年前 (2006/03/01 22:40), 編輯推噓107(107推 0噓 14→)
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這是我同學的故事，但為求敘述方便以第一人稱， 我真的不是我同學 .... 我國中時某項語文競賽得名要上台領獎， 校長頒完獎後照例把我們晾在司令台上對全校勉勵一番， 就在校長講得語重心長之際.突然回頭看了我一眼， 話說那時太陽很大.我被曬得昏沉沉根本不知校長在講啥， 不過在我們四目交會的那一刻.我覺得校長似乎要講我的名字， 看著校長猶豫半晌(我猜他想不起來).我主動用口語告訴他， 只是校長依舊一臉疑惑，於是我靈機一動把獎狀倒轉指示我的名字給他看， 校長注視獎狀很久(我猜太陽很大所以辨認困難)，看看我又笑笑， 然後緩緩地轉身，對著全校朝會同學說: "剛剛，XXX同學 (這時心裡想:果然是要唸我名字啊啊!^^) .....................向我炫燿她的獎狀!!!!!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.227.139
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03/01 22:56, , 1F
XD...太好笑了!!!笑死我!!!
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03/01 22:56, , 2F
笑了。
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校長真可愛 XD
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03/01 22:59, , 4F
你出名了..
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03/01 23:02, , 5F
好妙的校長XDD
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03/01 23:12, , 6F
XDDDDDDD
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03/01 23:16, , 7F
有炫耀到XD"
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03/01 23:19, , 8F
XDDDD 太棒了~~ 笑死我~~
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03/01 23:20, , 9F
XD 超妙~
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03/01 23:22, , 10F
XD
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XD
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XDD
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XD
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XD
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03/01 23:28, , 15F
XD~~~~~~~~~~~~ 這跟鬍鬚好長
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03/01 23:31, , 16F
XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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03/01 23:34, , 19F
XDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑
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03/01 23:34, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/01 23:39, , 21F
XDDD
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03/01 23:39, , 22F
XD 跟16348有異曲同工到
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XD
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03/01 23:46, , 24F
XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/01 23:47, , 26F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/01 23:52, , 27F
笑死我了~~~~~
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03/01 23:54, , 28F
哈哈哈哈 好有趣的校長
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03/01 23:56, , 29F
推校長
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03/01 23:57, , 30F
XDDDDDD
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03/01 23:58, , 31F
哈哈哈...這是今天看到最好笑的
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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03/02 00:02, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 00:03, , 34F
真是有夠好笑 我看了5遍了!~~
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03/02 00:08, , 35F
好有趣的校長....
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03/02 00:15, , 36F
所以是炫耀文囉 XD
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03/02 00:16, , 37F
XD~
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03/02 00:28, , 38F
XDXD 這校長也很有趣
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03/02 00:29, , 39F
XD
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還有 42 則推文
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XD
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03/02 20:48, , 83F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 22:23, , 84F
XDD 超妙的校長
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03/02 22:32, , 85F
校長有機掰到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:30, , 86F
超好笑~
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03/02 23:58, , 87F
哈~ 真是可愛的校長
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03/03 01:43, , 88F
笑死我了
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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03/03 02:50, , 90F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到流淚了
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03/03 03:52, , 91F
校長心想：小鬼頭好樣的，年紀輕輕就會用炫耀文攻擊
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/03 17:14, , 95F
不推不行阿 :p
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03/03 19:01, , 96F
吃的東西差點噴出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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03/04 00:03, , 99F
太好笑了～～～～
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03/04 01:28, , 100F
你們校長讚哦XD~
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哈哈哈 好好校的校長
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xDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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03/04 17:20, , 104F
XDDDDDDD 這篇超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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好惡劣的校長 XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈ㄏ哈哈哈哈哈哈!!
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校長!?洨長!? 哈
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XD
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09/15 20:37, , 113F
也太妙!!!!
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/17 15:26, , 116F
超～白癡的。讓它爆！
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/07 22:45, , 118F
校長好可愛! 2014.4.7
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校長好可愛! 2014.6.23
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XDDDDDD 2014.07.02
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