[耍笨] TAXI
主角不是我。
上個月不是很多公司都春酒嗎?
我朋友知道自己會喝醉,結果搭計程車去。
幸運的,在宴會上還認識了個美人,
也順利的要到公司住址還有她的住家住址。
台北忠孝東路上。
酒足飯飽後,茫茫然的招了計程車。
運將:年輕人你要上哪?
朋友醉醺醺:嘿嘿嘿,忠孝東路是嗎?(手裡拿著那女孩給的名片,後面有手寫地址。)
運將大驚:什麼?你說哪裡的忠孝東路?
朋友不耐煩:就台北的呀還有哪裡呀?真沒常識。
運將又問:很貴喔!你確定嗎?
朋友拍拍胸脯:把馬子哪計較貴不貴....
接著就睡著了。
司機搖醒他的時候已經是台北忠孝東路上了。
忘記提,他是在台南大億麗緻飯店門口叫的車。
家住在永康....
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