招呼~不是降打低...
我高中有位朋友 仗著自己家裡開美語補習班 平常動不動就愛"喇"一長串英文
他會在跟你聊天聊到一半的時候 熊熊切換成"全英文" 而我跟我老姊
還常常誤認成他在講台語 -____-\\
有次他跟我老姊去看演唱會 旁邊有兩個摩門教徒 正試圖跟一群國中生傳教
大概他們中文還不太"練轉" 所以都用簡單的英文跟國中生溝通
國中生聽不懂 就一直用台語幹醮人家 「幹! 撒洨啦~ 聽哞啦!」
兩個摩門教徒知道人家好像在罵他 就有點沮喪...
我姊頂了頂身邊的人 「欸~ 他們好可憐喔~ 你去跟他們講一下話啦!」
「呃...不...不好吧~」 平常愛現到不行的人 突然畏羞起來
「不會啦~你平常不是很愛講嗎?稍微跟他們打一下招呼就好了!」台灣還是有溫暖的!
「唉唷~ 不好啦! 這樣很奇怪欸~」 他只差沒跪地哀求了
外國人終於放棄那群國中生 非常失望打算走人了
「欸! 快點啦~ 他們要走過來了 打一下招呼! 打一下招呼就好!」
「好吧! 我...我...」 兩個外國人越走越近~ 越走越近...
他鼓起勇氣 一股作氣!!
「Hi, gays~」
.......... 是" Hi, guys "吧! orz
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