我大概是唯一一個被"阿"過的女生吧
事情要追溯到國小二年級........(遠目)
當時我還是個清純又可愛 綁著兩條小馬尾的小蘿莉 跟現在當然是判若兩人 囧rz
某一天 學校舉行校外教學 顧名思義就是所謂的"遠足" 我興奮得睡不著
早上我起了個大早 六點半吧 就衝出家門去學校 到學校才快七點而已 教室都沒開
我從小就是一個超級不安分的女生 射手座嘛 難免難免 翻窗子進教室根本就是家常便飯
於是我又按照慣例 把窗子往上推一推 就開了 然後我開始進行翻窗子進教室的動作
平常翻窗子進教室是沒問題的 可是那天可不一樣 別忘了 我背了個通通都是零食的背包
我在翻窗子進教室的當下 沒考慮到背包的重量 用往常動作"嘿咻"一下要翻過去
於是.......................
如你所見 我就這樣"鄧"的一下 重重的卡在窗台上 幹 真是痛死我了!!!!!!
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我還記得 那天校外教學 到出發之前 我的臉色都非常凝重....................
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