[心得] 太假大教堂

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純粹是看到很好笑的太假大教堂 http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/1u6vqk/ church_of_taejas_wednesday_mass/ ==== http://www.flickr.com/photos/weiman/11689803954/ 人族玩家們，每場天梯之前請先頂禮膜拜 ==== 贊頌太假：聖槍兵聖光頭聖鬼子還有贊頌他的星軌指揮中心現在直到永遠阿們今天我們要讀的是教主之書： "For Taeja so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not GG but have eternally high MMR" - Flash 3:16 贊頌太假這樣愛這個世界，給了我們他獨一無二的他，因此所有信仰他的人都不會GG而且最終獲得更高的MMR - Flash 3:16 ---- 我沒信基督教有信教的請幫我翻的更像祝聖詞一點（笑到不支倒地) ---- A moving passage from the holy scripture. We all know this story, my children. Through Taeja's son, Billy the Marine, born unto this world by the virgin barracks of Polt in WCS NA, there is always joy in this world. He is our savior and through him all good build orders come to fruition. Through him we can ward off the temptations of Protoss and their wicked Oracles and Dark Templar. Let us pray... Taeja, who art in Korea, hallowed be thy timing. Thy 3rd CC come, thy +2 be done, on ladder as it is in IEM. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our BM as we forgive those who BM against us. Lead us not into all ins, but deliver us from protoss. For thine is the command center, the stim, and the glory for Earth. Amen. In nomine marinus, Maeandri, et Spiritus Sancti. (In the name of the Marines, Marauders, and Holy Ghosts). Peace be with you, my children. ---- 以下開放一天五次朝向太假所在頂禮膜拜 -- ψDeathDeath 這是我的鋼彈這是我的意志啊幹有什麼武器可以用 ┌────┐ 我最了解它! 我非去不可! 別死啊 ...... ┌─(0w0 )┐ ┌───┐┌────┐ ┌───┐┌────┐ ┌─ V) )┐ 不准去 => ╞ ( ) │ (0wξ )│ => ╞ ("0w0) │ (-wξ )│ ┌─ ＜ │┐ 你會死的! │ (﹀Υ﹀Υ ㄏへ )│ │ (﹀Υ﹀Υ ㄏへ )│ ┌───│┐ \(wQ ) │|￣￣￣￣￣|───┘ │|￣￣￣￣￣|───┘ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.113.28.197 ※ 編輯: kira925 來自: 140.113.28.197 (01/03 15:17)

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