Fw: [大哭] 我跟馬刺掉到海裡…
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1Ir09lal ]
作者: Coffeening (ning) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 我跟馬刺掉到海裡…
時間: Mon Jan 13 23:12:44 2014
又到了NBA的賽季,
又到了約會時男友只會盯著手機隨時跟我轉播NBA的季節…
難得半年來第一次兩人都有空,
我抓緊三天的假期叫他陪我出來玩,
結果今早馬刺隊有比賽,
我只好等馬刺比完才出門,
誰知他一路上又一直看重撥,
我只好來個瘟腥小劇場喚回他的注意力…
我:「欸…我跟馬刺掉進海裡,你會先救誰QQ?」
男友:「呃…妳跟馬刺全隊嗎?」
我:「…對(os你這傢伙…居然在認真考慮…)」
男友:「那我會救馬刺全隊,然後把其中一個板凳換成妳」
…在一起這麼久,我居然連先發都不值嗎!!!!!
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