02 Uncle Fucka
2. Uncle Fucka
Performed by Terrance and Phillip
Terrance: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a cock sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true,
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
*Musical Interlude (Farts)*
Man: What's going on here?
Both: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka, I must say!
Phillip: You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Both: Uncle fucka! That's you! N! C! L! E! Fuck you! Uncle fucka! Tonight!
Phillip: Suck my balls.
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風住塵香花已盡，日晚倦梳頭。
物是人非事事休，欲語淚先流。
聞說雙溪春尚好，也擬泛輕舟。
只恐雙溪舴艋舟，載不動，許多愁。
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