Re: [閒聊] 大家工作上看過哪些誇張的 CODE ?

看板Soft_Job作者AmosYang (LetMeGoogleThatForYou)時間14年前 (2010/05/16 23:53)推噓16(16推 0噓 7→)

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code 與 comment 就像是 Jedi 與 Sith 的關係有興趣的人可以看看 stackoverflow 上的這個討論串 http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered (短網址: http://tinyurl.com/4qs8x3) 摘錄幾個我個人覺得頗好笑的 comment: (原本想試著補上中文翻譯的，不過翻譯非我強項，總覺得翻譯得怪怪的且有些笑點在翻譯的過程中就蒸發了所以…有興趣的人自己看吧) ================================================== stop(); // Hammertime! ================================================== //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //Now, God only knows ================================================== // Magic. Do not touch. ================================================== // drunk, fix later ================================================== /* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */ ================================================== This seems to stop morons from messing my code... "Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone." ================================================== #define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers ================================================== long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */ ================================================== // I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down x = -x; ================================================== double penetration; // ouch ================================================== //Dear future me. Please forgive me. //I can't even begin to express how sorry I am. ================================================== // I am not responsible of this code. // They made me write it, against my will. ================================================== // somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen // somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass ================================================== options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! ================================================== #Christmas tree initializer toConnect = [] toRead = [ ] toWrite = [ ] primes = [ ] responses = {} remaining = {} ================================================== On initialization of a linked list: last = first; /* Biblical reference */ ================================================== I worked with a guy who was raised a Muslim, but had a rather tongue-in-cheek view of the religion. He left this comment above a particularly nasty chunk of code: // I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this. ================================================== // no comments for you // it was hard to write // so it should be hard to read ================================================== // This comment is self explanatory. -- "Mr. Data, can you show me how to parse this XML?" "Certainly, sir. Let me google that for you." -- StarTrek, the Next Gen. 《Back to 2009》 (誤) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 65.87.177.87

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