[其他]關於《藍眼睛》的大發現﹗(男生慎入)
大發現大發現!!!!!
聽藍眼睛,可以緩解痛經哦!!!!!!!!
半個多小時前,我這個痛經專業戶痛經痛得死去活來天崩地裂萬念俱灰萬劫不復.
痛到大腿抽筋腰也直不起來.
暖水袋沒用金佛止痛丸沒用.
然後!藍眼睛出馬,救了我!
本來咧,這篇文可以到此為止.
但silene小朋友我秉承長篇大論的傳統.
決定把如何用藍眼睛緩解痛經的方法寫下來.
首先,最好躺在床上,把暖水袋放在下腹位.
青峰聲音響起,通常此時痛經就會好點的了.
然後想象自己的思緒是一顆小球,隨著鋼琴和弦樂上上下下左左右右,
旋轉,畫圈,翻飛,滑翔,放大,縮小,溶解,凝聚.
還可以打節拍哦!
當小球的軌跡變成一條一條繚繞蜿蜒纏綿的曲線後.
你會看見一片海.
想象自己在海面浮著,蘇打綠在你面前表演.
那麼美的畫面,你還好意思痛經嗎?!
最後讓自己跟著青峰的聲音,馨儀的bass,阿福家凱的吉他,小威的鼓點,小樂團無與倫比的
弦樂一起沉睡吧.
在自己意識的最深處,想想最觸動你的事.
小小一覺後醒來,
痛經就好了!
願天下的女生可以擺脫痛經這個魔鬼.
完畢,還有一個小時就要上學咯.
可憐的我還有一個小時就要去過叫天不應叫地不聞水深火熱九唔搭八的高三寄宿生活.
還是那句,祝福我考上中大吧!
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